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LOL
Nice, nice, very nice.
[edit] Ah, the comment I replied to said "Dreams do cum true." Damn you, Faulty Comment System!

I wonder if he pretended it never happened because he didn't want you finding out or because he found himself oddly disturbed by how much he enjoyed it.
(And I mean the latter regardless of gender; think about if your friend (I would assume you'd be friends if you were room mates) just randomly came in, half asleep, and started giving you oral? Confusingly good)

LMAO!!!

ooh i was first and i didn't even notice :) at least this is one less FML that doesn't have FIIIIIIRST!!! as a comment -.- :L

are you a girl!?

regardless of whether your a guy or a girl maybe your dreams are trying to tell you something

sleepover at my house

haha I've done that before lol it was hella funny

American girls are such whores they cant even stop sucking dick in their sleep

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Pretty sure it is a guy. I don't think they put opposite genders as roommates. :)

It may not be a college dorm, could just an apartment, in which case most don't care.

What I want to know is why it would be ok if they were a girl?

You mean not if you're a girl/guy, but if you are interested in guys/girls, right?

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I have no clue what the fuck is wrong with FML today. I just don't.

That blows.

that is an oxiemoron... nice job *high fives*

You're so punny!!! :)

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha good one!

WIN @ 6
&& look at the picture to ..... lol

I love puns :)
and nice picture

that's not an oxymoron... fail

No - that's not an oxymoron. That's a pun. But I guess if you don't know how to spell the word you probably don't know how to define it, either...

105- i agree

Yah your life really sucks.

you can be my roommate anytime 

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ahem let me correct you , smart!

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wow that would be amazing. lol free blow jobs everynight and no worries

Damn.... Is he attractive? mmmmmm sleep sex...... Oral sex. Whatever.

your life is a dream.