By chacha - 28/11/2009 18:11 - United States

Spicy
Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving my roommate a blowjob was real. He just pretended it never happened. FML
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Same thing different taste

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mykehawke 0

you can be my roommate anytime 

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LOL Nice, nice, very nice. [edit] Ah, the comment I replied to said "Dreams do cum true." Damn you, Faulty Comment System! I wonder if he pretended it never happened because he didn't want you finding out or because he found himself oddly disturbed by how much he enjoyed it. (And I mean the latter regardless of gender; think about if your friend (I would assume you'd be friends if you were room mates) just randomly came in, half asleep, and started giving you oral? Confusingly good)

ooh i was first and i didn't even notice :) at least this is one less FML that doesn't have FIIIIIIRST!!! as a comment -.- :L

regardless of whether your a guy or a girl maybe your dreams are trying to tell you something

DemonicFatty 2
sexycourtcourt 0

haha I've done that before lol it was hella funny

giorgi0202 9

American girls are such ****** they cant even stop sucking dick in their sleep

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Zoroark899 6

Pretty sure it is a guy. I don't think they put opposite genders as roommates. :)

It may not be a college dorm, could just an apartment, in which case most don't care.

acciofrenchhorn 16

What I want to know is why it would be ok if they were a girl?

You mean not if you're a girl/guy, but if you are interested in guys/girls, right?

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I have no clue what the **** is wrong with FML today. I just don't.

gods_hunter10 0

that is an oxiemoron... nice job *high fives*

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha good one!

WIN @ 6 && look at the picture to ..... lol

almostalbino 10

that's not an oxymoron... fail

No - that's not an oxymoron. That's a pun. But I guess if you don't know how to spell the word you probably don't know how to define it, either...

mckibabe 7
mykehawke 0

you can be my roommate anytime 

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idontcare8l 3

ahem let me correct you , smart!

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a192837465 0

wow that would be amazing. lol free blow jobs everynight and no worries

Damn.... Is he attractive? mmmmmm sleep sex...... Oral sex. Whatever.