Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said, "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, I managed to score a date for the first time in over a year, and was very nervous. When I was asked what I do for a living, I laughed nervously, and then blurted out, "Finger women." What I was trying to jokingly say was that I'm a gynecologist. FML
Today, I went to my GP to discuss my anxiety. As I was explaining my symptoms, I accidentally farted loudly due to my nervousness. The doctor paused and said, "Well, let's address that as well." FML.
Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job as a receptionist at a small doctor's office. When the doctor's wife called and asked if he'd stepped out, I blanked the word "Doctor" and instead replaced it with, "Medicine man." FML
Today, I answered a call I thought was from my friend and opened with, “What do you want, fuck face?” It was actually my dentist confirming my appointment. There was a long pause before she politely repeated my name to ensure they had the right patient. FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. While filling out charts she looked up and said, "I'm assuming you are single." FML
Today, I was at working at Burger King as a cashier. A girl I met last night came in and said, "Aren't you that guy from last night?" Last night, I had told her I was going to medical school and was going to be a doctor in less than a year. FML
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Top comments
Nederlander95 14
That's when you offer to help get her loose and ready beforehand
classiceagle63 16
Now only to over come awkwardness and awkward silence.
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Comments (104)
Foreverheavyn 7
gynecologist
worldclassrager 41
It's a start for overcoming keep going you'll over come it
CrazyMelvin 14
That's one of those questions that could be awkward or innocent. I don't think you did anything wrong. She could have just told you that she had a check-up, and then leave it at that.
Szaszaspasz 26
You definitely broke the ice!
xNephilim 19
That's really not that weird of a question. Most people ask something along the same line whenever a doctor's appointment is mentioned. Usually it's more like, "hopefully for nothing serious?" or something similar, but it wasn't that odd.
EnderWolf1013 9
no, not FML F her life
notmepleade 8
You should have preceded with "I'm interested in becoming a doctor and I wanted to know if I can help you"
conman531 23
In all fairness, the lady could have just said she's going to have a check up. wouldn't have been a lie or awkward
sanecatlady 13
She didn't have to say she was seeing her gynecologist, I would have done the Barney Rubble thing and answered, "My doctor-doctor, not my dentist-doctor".
mikaellikestacos 14
I don't think you did anything wrong. I feel like it's a normal thing to ask when someone says that. cause you're curious. it was her choice to say what doctor even if she's joking