Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said, "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, I managed to score a date for the first time in over a year, and was very nervous. When I was asked what I do for a living, I laughed nervously, and then blurted out, "Finger women." What I was trying to jokingly say was that I'm a gynecologist. FML
Today, I went to my GP to discuss my anxiety. As I was explaining my symptoms, I accidentally farted loudly due to my nervousness. The doctor paused and said, "Well, let's address that as well." FML.
Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job as a receptionist at a small doctor's office. When the doctor's wife called and asked if he'd stepped out, I blanked the word "Doctor" and instead replaced it with, "Medicine man." FML
Today, I answered a call I thought was from my friend and opened with, “What do you want, fuck face?” It was actually my dentist confirming my appointment. There was a long pause before she politely repeated my name to ensure they had the right patient. FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. While filling out charts she looked up and said, "I'm assuming you are single." FML
Today, I was at working at Burger King as a cashier. A girl I met last night came in and said, "Aren't you that guy from last night?" Last night, I had told her I was going to medical school and was going to be a doctor in less than a year. FML
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Nederlander95 14
That's when you offer to help get her loose and ready beforehand
classiceagle63 16
Now only to over come awkwardness and awkward silence.
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Comments (104)
esigmond 2
I think this would be funny if I new what that was
XTheDesertSongX 17
I mean, she didn't HAVE to tell the truth. She could have just said it was some sort of check up.
an3ph 20
Ouch. That bites, but there's no way you could have known.
liuliuliu 10
If I were she ,I won't respond you
OSJake 6
"I'm not a doctor, but I could take a look"
Neopopulas 9
Thats more on her for mentioning what, she didn't have to do that.
graphicstyle7 17
My goodness, you are anxious, aren't you? Three things. 1. You are NOT responsible for someone's response. Don't even spend a split-second worrying about it. 2. Seeing a Gynecologist is perfectly normal and non-shocking. If there were people there who were shocked, they need to grow up. 3. You either need to take a drink, see a therapist, or read some books on how to loosen up around people. It takes practice. I used to be shy, but go to enough parties and talk to enough people and you will eventually get to the point where parties are endurable.
graphicstyle7 17
Also, you WERE on the right track. People LOVE to talk about themselves. Asking questions at a gathering is one of the best ways to get to know people and not have to say too much. Pretend you're a talk-show host. It really does work.
funnybot400 3
Nope, that's it it's just "The Doctor" (doctor who reference)
MontvaleMayhem 11
Then you should have said, "I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll have a look!"