Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said, "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, I managed to score a date for the first time in over a year, and was very nervous. When I was asked what I do for a living, I laughed nervously, and then blurted out, "Finger women." What I was trying to jokingly say was that I'm a gynecologist. FML
Today, I went to my GP to discuss my anxiety. As I was explaining my symptoms, I accidentally farted loudly due to my nervousness. The doctor paused and said, "Well, let's address that as well." FML.
Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job as a receptionist at a small doctor's office. When the doctor's wife called and asked if he'd stepped out, I blanked the word "Doctor" and instead replaced it with, "Medicine man." FML
Today, I answered a call I thought was from my friend and opened with, “What do you want, fuck face?” It was actually my dentist confirming my appointment. There was a long pause before she politely repeated my name to ensure they had the right patient. FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. While filling out charts she looked up and said, "I'm assuming you are single." FML
Today, I was at working at Burger King as a cashier. A girl I met last night came in and said, "Aren't you that guy from last night?" Last night, I had told her I was going to medical school and was going to be a doctor in less than a year. FML
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Top comments
Nederlander95 14
That's when you offer to help get her loose and ready beforehand
classiceagle63 16
Now only to over come awkwardness and awkward silence.
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Comments (104)
MidnaLink 35
Based on some of these comments, I get the impression that people think you're a guy.
MadmanOZ 10
lets be glad you didnt ask what the problem was... that would have been really awkward
lukeallen 10
don't talk unless you know what's being talked about lmao! just a tip :)
missyfiona89 28
At least you didn't follow up with, "oh! What's wrong?".
missyfiona89 28
She didn't say that she did.
missyfiona89 28
hypothetically, If she did, it would have added credentials to the "F" in "FML", so the chances are that she would have added that part into her entry.
PrimeStarscream 30
Ask her if the office is bigger on the inside.
cocacola999 27
Hi, OP here. Thanks for all the comments. To clarify, this story actually happened several years ago, when I had just graduated from high school and had been bullied for some years. By now, I am definitely more confident and most people wouldn't believe I ever had issues. At that party, everyone just laughed after that awkward question. A few people I met there are still my close friends, so despite that moment of extreme awkwardness it was actually a good night.
lobsta 9
That is not that bad.
AxNxNxIxEx12 7
If I were her I'd totally lie.. I don't know why she blurted that out in front of everyone
morella_xx 29
Because it's not really that big a deal. It's a doctor that pretty much every woman should be seeing at least yearly after age 16 or so.
alicealiveordead 13
sounds like her problem and not yours OP; she brought it up so someone would ask and they did. Sounds like that girl wants to talk about her ******.
lulinator 40
Good for you for trying!! Even those of us who don't have social anxiety, make blunders like that.