Today, I was at a party at my boyfriend's house. As I was walking past him, he pulled me onto his lap and started introducing me to a childhood friend. I sneezed and accidently peed on him. I'm 6 months pregnant and can't control my bladder. FML
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Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
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Today, at 2 in the morning, my water broke. I called my mom and woke her up to come watch our older kid, while my husband and I went to the hospital. After being tested at the hospital, I was told I had just peed myself. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom with my one-year old. I had no idea he could reach the lock until he opened the door and ran out. In my haste to catch him, I not only peed all over my pants that were still around my ankles, I faceplanted on the nasty, moist bathroom floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and I went to pee at 2 a.m., with the light off to avoid waking my husband. The wanker had left the seat up, so I fell right into the bowl and got stuck with my cheeks in the water because my belly wouldn’t let me get up. My useless sleeping husband couldn’t hear me yell for help. FML
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FalloutScrolls 25
1) Congratulations on your baby. 2) Good for you, marking your territory like that.
happypenguins 24
That really sucks op but congratulations on the baby!
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ChiefKoala 30
Ohhh Congratulations :D. I"m sorry you peed on him. I dated a girl who was pregnant while I was with her (we broke up for completely un-related reasons), and I woke up to her crying. I started freaking out because I thought her water had broke, but she had actually peed herself and the bed (she was also sick at the time, so I guess that could've played a part in the loss of her bladder control; we think she coughed or something and just lost it). She was so upset and embarrassed, and I felt so bad for her. So my heart goes out to you, hopefully they were all understanding and if they weren't then pee on them too.
awspinks77 7
Why were you at a party while 6 months pregnant..?
minagiv 11
She's pregnant, not dead.
queen_lol 24
Lol it was a family party not a crazy teen party or something lol
IIVIMMXV 9
And he is not mad? Wow that is true love
minagiv 11
I feel you! I've had 2 kids and have to tightly cross my legs every time I sneeze or I will pee myself.
ciammmm 11
Kegels. Lots of kegels. If you are having this problem at 6 months....you should probably do them most of the day.
kishmobile444 16
1. congratulations 2. I'm prego with baby number two, so this literally just made my night and made me laugh so hard! mommy struggles!
fantasyworld 39
Congrats on your pregnancy.