Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
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Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Today, I went into a restaurant with my family. I slipped off my chair, pulling the tablecloth with all the food and drinks on it with me onto the floor. FML
Today, I fell off my desk chair. Why? I failed to notice that the screws I'd been finding on the floor around my room for the past few months belonged to said chair. FML
Today, during my lunch break, I sat on the manager's chair. As I sat down, I heard a snapping sound and I ended up on the floor. Everyone now calls me "the lumpy girl" who broke the manager's chair. FML
Today, I moved my dad's chair to look for my phone, but forgot to put it back. When my dad came back, he tried to sit down in the area where his chair usually is, but instead fell down on the floor, yelling, "YOU MOVED MY CHAIR!" FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I leaned back in my chair during a meeting to appear (and feel) more relaxed. Instead, the chair tipped over, and I went down like a tree in slow motion. FML
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pzehtoeur 0
A lot of gyms are having discounts this time of year. Just putting it out there.
MandM44 0
It's only FYL if the chairs were in bad condition to begin with. If it was your weight caused it, then you might need to make some lifestyle changes...
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Comments (223)
fillmyheart028 0
wow. maybe you should take the hint?
aaa12321 0
you sound fat "I proceeded to stand up and change chairs." Any normal person would just say they changed chairs, not mention standing up as though it's some big ordeal.
b0b_man 0
way to go fatty!
nodbor 11
if chairs could talk, they'd of been screaming, "no, no, don't do it, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
terimaa 0
it happens, i've broken a chair before and i'm not overweight. sometimes they're just crappy chairs that have been long overdue for a replacement. don't stress. and honestly i'm just relieved someone said 'converse' instead of 'conversate.' seriously.
xannayu 0
lol , :) no bad comment
SmoothTalker 0
@ 51: JESUS for a pre-med student you have some atrocious grammar issues...might want to clear that up before the med school essays and interviews mate
Hoax_fml 0
All these people repeating that tripe that "some people find it really hard to lose weight" need to seriously consider exactly what that means. "Some people", as in -the minority of people-, as in: chances are if you are fat you're just a lazy fatass who won't put in the effort to go to the gym and instead just blames your fat ass some imaginary glandular problem. "Some people" can't lose weight. The majority are just lazy.
hurdy 0
-such bad luck and crappy, low quality furniture. So if someone is fat they deserve it? sigh Some of you need to grow up.
the_holy_one 0
fatty xD