FML : Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too....

Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML

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You deserved it

By maisie - / Thursday 22 November 2018 22:00 /

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By Wadlaen | 13

#7727156 - Thursday 22 November 2018 22:53

I get more a feeling that you're a girl from a family with bad chairs...😕

By whiskey'swino | 13

#7727169 - Thursday 22 November 2018 23:10

Are the chairs made of balsa wood?

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By Wadlaen | 13

#7727156 - Thursday 22 November 2018 22:53

I get more a feeling that you're a girl from a family with bad chairs...😕

By whiskey'swino | 13

#7727169 - Thursday 22 November 2018 23:10

Are the chairs made of balsa wood?

Yudith | 18

#7728677 - Monday 26 November 2018 12:58

More like papier mâché. Who's the clown who designed that prank?

By DraftHail614 | 17

#7727181 - Thursday 22 November 2018 23:34

Yet it says you're a dude. Kowalski, analysis

By RichardPencil | 27

#7727199 - Friday 23 November 2018 1:25

You say “pounds,” but you probably mean kilos or stone!

By yallstupid | 16

#7727202 - Friday 23 November 2018 1:45

Attention seeking much

ThatGuy9679 | 13

#7727452 - Friday 23 November 2018 13:56

ironic

By Venerable Mage | 8

#7727203 - Friday 23 November 2018 1:57

Was someone sabotaging you? Seems suspicious......

By Nico711 | 16

#7727210 - Friday 23 November 2018 2:17

HOW?

By RichardPencil | 27

#7727240 - Friday 23 November 2018 4:19

IKEA furniture can be sturdy if you follow the directions exactly. If you end up with a bunch of spare parts, anyone over 50 pounds is a chair-crushing fatso!

By tarabella | 7

#7727242 - Friday 23 November 2018 4:29

Please take care of yourself and try not to develop an eating disorder. And sit exclusively on armchairs only from now on. Just to be extra safe

By Jakab Péter | 7

#7727312 - Friday 23 November 2018 9:28

during my teenage years i was the fat among my friend despite the fact i was almost 190cm tall for my 80 kg.

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