By maisie - 22/11/2018 22:00

Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 968
You deserved it 239

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Wadlaen 21

I get more a feeling that you're a girl from a family with bad chairs...😕

whiskey'swino 15

Are the chairs made of balsa wood?

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Wadlaen 21

I get more a feeling that you're a girl from a family with bad chairs...😕

whiskey'swino 15

Are the chairs made of balsa wood?

More like papier mâché. Who's the clown who designed that prank?

DraftHail614 17

Yet it says you're a dude. Kowalski, analysis

You say “pounds,” but you probably mean kilos or stone!

Venerable Mage 8

Was someone sabotaging you? Seems suspicious......

Nico711 17

HOW?

IKEA furniture can be sturdy if you follow the directions exactly. If you end up with a bunch of spare parts, anyone over 50 pounds is a chair-crushing fatso!

tarabella 7

Please take care of yourself and try not to develop an eating disorder. And sit exclusively on armchairs only from now on. Just to be extra safe

during my teenage years i was the fat among my friend despite the fact i was almost 190cm tall for my 80 kg.

You're only 90 pounds and broke TWO chairs? Wow, things really AREN'T made the way they used to be!