Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Today, my chair abruptly fell apart completely while I was sitting on it. I didn't even do anything. Have I really gained that much weight? FML
Today, during my lunch break, I sat on the manager's chair. As I sat down, I heard a snapping sound and I ended up on the floor. Everyone now calls me "the lumpy girl" who broke the manager's chair. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML
Today, when I stepped on the scale this morning, I broke it. Now my family won’t stop making fun of me and calling me names like "chubby" and "fatso". The scale was really old and I weigh 110 pounds. FML
Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML
Today, my 5 year-old daughter saw me getting ready to sit down in a fold-out camp chair, and told me, with a big smile on her face, "Daddy, you're too fat to sit in that chair. You'll break it with your big butt." Out of the mouths of babes, I guess. FML
Today, after dieting and working out for almost 3 months, I sit down on my chair to finish off some work. It broke. FML
Today, I went into a restaurant with my family. I slipped off my chair, pulling the tablecloth with all the food and drinks on it with me onto the floor. FML
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Top comments
Wadlaen 24
I get more a feeling that you're a girl from a family with bad chairs...😕
whiskey'swino 15
Are the chairs made of balsa wood?
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Comments (14)
Wadlaen 24
I get more a feeling that you're a girl from a family with bad chairs...😕
whiskey'swino 15
Are the chairs made of balsa wood?
Yudith 28
More like papier mâché. Who's the clown who designed that prank?
DraftHail614 17
Yet it says you're a dude. Kowalski, analysis
RichardPencil 32
You say “pounds,” but you probably mean kilos or stone!
Venerable Mage 8
Was someone sabotaging you? Seems suspicious......
Nico711 17
HOW?
RichardPencil 32
IKEA furniture can be sturdy if you follow the directions exactly. If you end up with a bunch of spare parts, anyone over 50 pounds is a chair-crushing fatso!
tarabella 7
Please take care of yourself and try not to develop an eating disorder. And sit exclusively on armchairs only from now on. Just to be extra safe
Jakab Péter 8
during my teenage years i was the fat among my friend despite the fact i was almost 190cm tall for my 80 kg.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You're only 90 pounds and broke TWO chairs? Wow, things really AREN'T made the way they used to be!