Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Today, I went into a restaurant with my family. I slipped off my chair, pulling the tablecloth with all the food and drinks on it with me onto the floor. FML
Today, I fell off my desk chair. Why? I failed to notice that the screws I'd been finding on the floor around my room for the past few months belonged to said chair. FML
Today, during my lunch break, I sat on the manager's chair. As I sat down, I heard a snapping sound and I ended up on the floor. Everyone now calls me "the lumpy girl" who broke the manager's chair. FML
Today, I moved my dad's chair to look for my phone, but forgot to put it back. When my dad came back, he tried to sit down in the area where his chair usually is, but instead fell down on the floor, yelling, "YOU MOVED MY CHAIR!" FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I leaned back in my chair during a meeting to appear (and feel) more relaxed. Instead, the chair tipped over, and I went down like a tree in slow motion. FML
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pzehtoeur 0
A lot of gyms are having discounts this time of year. Just putting it out there.
MandM44 0
It's only FYL if the chairs were in bad condition to begin with. If it was your weight caused it, then you might need to make some lifestyle changes...
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Comments (223)
kezzer_w 0
no worries it happens to the best of us.. (well not me) but my sister broke 3 chairs in 1 day haha
CPTobvious_fml 0
maybe you should put one butt cheek on one chair, and another butt cheek on a second chair.... we could even put some reinforcing beams in and possibly some suspension cables to support your massive weight.
SasounChan 3
You know what your problem is, you were at a party and you were sitting. Karma says you should have been out there shakin' that ass!!!!!! lol.
resident_fml 0
Shit guys this most likely doesn't have anything to do with weight. Unless the OP is really grotesquely overweight, she wouldn't weight so much more than other people for the chair to not be able to handle it. Chairs breaking is nearly always because they're old and shitty and get too much pressure on the wrong spot, usually quickly. Yeah, it sucks for the OP to be the one to break two chairs in succession like this, but the chairs would have to be so crappy they'd break soon anyway.
Praesse 0
"Then I sat on the floor, and it broke too, and I fell to the kitchen, downstairs. FML" :)
Allord 0
Jesus. How fat ARE you?!?!
cxal_fml 0
Hmm, perhaps a good joke to play on a friend (or not so good friend) would be too loosen some legs/seats of a couple chairs than make sure those are the only chairs available for him to sit on
skullblood 0
Hahaha... If your that fat, you should lose some wheight.you broke 2 chairs as soon as you sat on them
Nickyxy 0
WOW ! Sorry dude. Embarising
xomegannn23 0
R u obeseee. Sorry just wondering?