By Pancakegirl - United States
Today, I was hanging out with a friend at IHOP. When I left, a middle aged man in the parking lot offered me $100 to sleep with him in the dumpsters behind the building. That is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML
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  onigiriqueen  |  0

Well, damn, if he thought she was worth $100, this shouldn't be an FML!

But since she was too busy bitching that she never gets hit on, I doubt she did anything for the poor guy.

By  elloelle  |  0

You should have told been like "Sure. But Make sure you read my warning label. One visit with me will result in many visits to the clinic for you, and being the gentleman I know you are, you a liable for a months worth of my treatments."

And what about your friend? I guess the man isnt imaginative for threesomes?