By Oblivious - 25/09/2009 01:19 - United States

Today, I fell off my desk chair. Why? I failed to notice that the screws I'd been finding on the floor around my room for the past few months belonged to said chair. FML
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O my god, your life totally sucks now. :rolleyes:

Hahaha. I've done that a couple times.. the chair didn't fall apart though. I just uhmm..fell over? ;D

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lol... hope you saved them, so you can fix the chair.

You fell off your desk chair, big fucking deal.

I know eh? I really hope this ditz cracked her skull.

omg. your gonna fucking die.

You're screwed. (BAHAHA) Go jump out of a plane now, chained to the faulty chair.

OP's "Oh Shit!" moment is brought to you by floors! ...And IKEA desk chairs.

what? said chair wow op just wow

you should huff paint before the ewing's tumor sets in

Oh look! Another visit from the Screw Fairy!

O my god, your life totally sucks now. :rolleyes:

Let's hope your fat ass doesn't continue to displace the screws once you get it fixed.

Should've seen that coming, rofl. YDI. :P

Hahaha. I've done that a couple times.. the chair didn't fall apart though. I just uhmm..fell over? ;D

hahaha, I wouldn't say our life sucks, but your chair's life sucks.

yeah, right, FYL...

Wow. You have such a difficult life.

Hahahaha. This just brightened my day :)

MMMmm Where do these screws come from??? They fall from the sky! Im sure its nothing important...

Seriously, what a freaking idiot. Oh gee, look a bunch of random screws. Instead of looking around near where I found it to try to find where it came from, I'll assume that it's nothing important. Oh look, my desk chair fell apart. Gee, I guess that must've been the source afterall and not the screw fairy like I thought.

"Oh gee let me speak from the perspective of someone I think is stupid so I feel better about myself, oh gee I guess ill just continue to live in obscurity after this website shuts down. Oh gee poptarts for dinner again? Oh gee..."

Whats up your ass PSyesinthatway?