Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
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Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Today, I went into a restaurant with my family. I slipped off my chair, pulling the tablecloth with all the food and drinks on it with me onto the floor. FML
Today, I fell off my desk chair. Why? I failed to notice that the screws I'd been finding on the floor around my room for the past few months belonged to said chair. FML
Today, during my lunch break, I sat on the manager's chair. As I sat down, I heard a snapping sound and I ended up on the floor. Everyone now calls me "the lumpy girl" who broke the manager's chair. FML
Today, I moved my dad's chair to look for my phone, but forgot to put it back. When my dad came back, he tried to sit down in the area where his chair usually is, but instead fell down on the floor, yelling, "YOU MOVED MY CHAIR!" FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I leaned back in my chair during a meeting to appear (and feel) more relaxed. Instead, the chair tipped over, and I went down like a tree in slow motion. FML
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pzehtoeur 0
A lot of gyms are having discounts this time of year. Just putting it out there.
MandM44 0
It's only FYL if the chairs were in bad condition to begin with. If it was your weight caused it, then you might need to make some lifestyle changes...
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fdyourmom 0
it happens to the best of us! really, don't feel so bad. the chairs were probably cheap and/or old and/or poorly put together.
peopleplz2008 0
how big are you?
_pk_ 0
Wow. Time to change your diet, honey.
sarahface55 0
The people on fuckmylife, are literally ******* retarded. (: And yes, I am aware that I am on this website. The OP said nothing about her weight causing either chair to collapse. For all you know, the chairs were made out of ******* paper. Aren't any of you rude, ignorant, and immature people aware that you are on this website because there is something probably wrong with your life? That's why you get on here to complain. And you guys may be a little overweight yourself, but obviously not more to love. The majority of you guys who criticize don't show a picture of yourselves. Which should tell you a lot about yourself. People have an account to let go, not get criticized by people with no brains of any sort. Dear OP, Don't worry, i agree with #33, and say "Third time's a charm." and make a joke about it. Even if you were overweight, which no one here has the right to assume or judge in any way, there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. As long as you're happy and healthy. I bet you if you saw half these people's faces, and bodies, they would not admit who said what. No one deserves embarassment, and people are stupid. Don't let anyone get the best of you.
sarahface55 0
The people on fuckmylife, are literally ******* retarded. (: And yes, I am aware that I am on this website. The OP said nothing about her weight causing either chair to collapse. For all you know, the chairs were made out of ******* paper. Aren't any of you rude, ignorant, and immature people aware that you are on this website because there is something probably wrong with your life? That's why you get on here to complain. And you guys may be a little overweight yourself, but obviously not more to love. The majority of you guys who criticize don't show a picture of yourselves. Which should tell you a lot about yourself. People have an account to let go, not get criticized by people with no brains of any sort. Dear OP, Don't worry, i agree with #33, and say "Third time's a charm." and make a joke about it. Even if you were overweight, which no one here has the right to assume or judge in any way, there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. As long as you're happy and healthy. I bet you if you saw half these people's faces, and bodies, they would not admit who said what. No one deserves embarassment, and people are stupid. Don't let anyone get the best of you.
MeanCommenter88 0
fat ass
cheerthefkupism 0
either those chairs are really flimsy and cheap (because i've seen plenty of FAT people squeeze their asses into itty bitty chairs) or else you are EXCEPTIONALLY fat. which is it?
cxal_fml 0
Draq, There are many medical issues that require people to eat certain amounts of food. Ie, eating less isn't an option for me - unless I want to live most of my days unconcious, risk permanent brain damage etc. In my case, my diet is pretty much all fat to create a myelin sheath in my brain cells, which results in weight loss, but there are other health problems out there where the diets for them don't create weight loss. As said before, I can't excercise - not unless I want to end up with the same life I'd have if I cut back on my eating, or rather, no life at all. Yes you won't obese people in third world countries. You also won't find any adult or child with refractory epilepsy in third world countries because they'll die from their lack of a daily high fat diet, even if they manage to get on medicine (i'm on my max dosage of all the anti-seizure medicines I'm allowed, but the medicine barely makes a dent compared to what food does. It only takes one missed meal out of my 5 a day,for my seizures to explode, and I have to eat right, and strictly for a 7-10 days to get back to where I was before that missed meal.) Other conditions, when severe, are just as bad in conjunction with food. My diet, with the same restrictions and "don't miss any meals for any reason" is also prescribed for heart attack victims endanger of a repeat heart attack. Imagine someone with severe diabetes saying "oh I just won't eat as much every day any more." - Do you think they'll live very long? Or do you think its more likely they'll die or seriously harm themselves because they aren't supplying their body with what it needs
Brak_Spaceman 19
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha how much do you you weigh, fat ass?
fml_24seven 0
snack attack mutherfucker oh and im proceeding to agree with #86 u deserved it stop using proceed when unecessary it is ******* annoying fml for having read that.