FML : Today, I was at a local club with my friends sitting at a table when some guys approached us. One of them started telling me about his recent adventures...

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Today, I was at a local club with my friends sitting at a table when some guys approached us. One of them started telling me about his recent adventures through Europe and was very interesting. Something warm hit my leg and I realized the guy was urinating on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 9 October 2009 22:58 / United States

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By fmh123 | 0

#613175 - Saturday 10 October 2009 8:54

Ewwww, what the hell

By DoomJeff91 | 2

#613185 - Saturday 10 October 2009 9:00

Sounds like urine his latest adventure.

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By fmh123 | 0

#613175 - Saturday 10 October 2009 8:54

Ewwww, what the hell

GreenHacker | 0

#613244 - Saturday 10 October 2009 10:15

YDI for being a slut

Mousebutton | 0

#613288 - Saturday 10 October 2009 12:07

Although yeah, he does sound "interesting".

LOLPWNTHAHA | 0

#613921 - Saturday 10 October 2009 21:46

did he just have his dick out in his hand or something in order to point it toward you? because if he had pants on it would be a little difficult to push the stream through the clothes

sanje21 | 0

#614456 - Sunday 11 October 2009 2:12

he was marking his territory XD

NataleeC | 0

#614724 - Sunday 11 October 2009 5:31

lmfao @ number 70.

lisaloise | 3

#617068 - Monday 12 October 2009 14:18

EXACTLYY Bahah!

mooshibear140 | 4

#860353 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:09

@70 LMFAO! [x

daniisme | 0

#969795 - Sunday 28 March 2010 11:28

haha at least you know URINE his heart. -stloen off another fml-

and all I could think about was the episode of friends where -I was backpacking through Europe- was a pick up line..

substitutes | 0

#1424766 - Sunday 19 September 2010 4:32

70 ftw

By ogloc | 0

#613178 - Saturday 10 October 2009 8:56

Wtf? That sucks.

By twenty2182 | 0

#613179 - Saturday 10 October 2009 8:57

omg

By Witchcraft_fml | 4

#613181 - Saturday 10 October 2009 8:58

Well, that's what we do over here. We love to relieve our bladders on people.
I'm glad the trend is spreading.

plexico | 3

#613524 - Saturday 10 October 2009 16:54

You said "spreading!" Me likey!

The OP should have said, "When you started the story, you were an American. Now, European."

Witchcraft_fml | 4

#613891 - Saturday 10 October 2009 21:25

Oh, I got one for you both...

You're a peein'?
European?
Eh? Eh?

*ashamed*

plexico | 3

#613898 - Saturday 10 October 2009 21:29

Are you ashamed that I made such a stupid pun, or that it took you a while to get it?

Witchcraft_fml | 4

#613928 - Saturday 10 October 2009 21:51

Aw.
Now I'm ashamed that I made that pun without realising that you had already made it.

I must have no brain.
I do not deserve to co-create trans-Atlantic Telegustation. :[