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By Anonymous - 09/10/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I was at a local club with my friends sitting at a table when some guys approached us. One of them started telling me about his recent adventures through Europe and was very interesting. Something warm hit my leg and I realized the guy was urinating on me. FML

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By Laura - 20/03/2012 22:27 - United Kingdom - Girvan

Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML

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By TJ. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - India

Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML

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By webperson04 - 27/07/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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By hardee fucking har yourself, sir - 07/08/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

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By feelinnauseous - 24/06/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML

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By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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By brittney242 - 17/12/2016 10:03 - United States - Stow

Today, while at a night club, I was wearing a brand new outfit that I absolutely loved. I was enjoying myself until I felt something wet drop onto my head and body from above. It was puke from a drunk guy in the V.I.P. section. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2013 14:26 - United States - Campbellsville

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. We decided to play chicken and I was on the shoulders of the guy I like. Right as we started playing, for some unearthly reason my body decided to let out a little pee. I thought he wouldn't notice since we were already wet. He did. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

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fmh123 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 8:54

Ewwww, what the hell

DoomJeff91 2

Saturday 10 October 2009 9:00

Sounds like urine his latest adventure.

Comments

fmh123 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 8:54

Ewwww, what the hell

GreenHacker 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 10:15

YDI for being a ****

Mousebutton 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 12:07

Although yeah, he does sound "interesting".

LOLPWNTHAHA 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 21:46

did he just have his dick out in his hand or something in order to point it toward you? because if he had pants on it would be a little difficult to push the stream through the clothes

sanje21 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 2:12

he was marking his territory XD

NataleeC 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 5:31

lmfao @ number 70.

lisaloise 3

Monday 12 October 2009 14:18

EXACTLYY Bahah!

mooshibear140 4

Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:09

@70 LMFAO! [x

daniisme 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 11:28

haha at least you know URINE his heart. -stloen off another fml- and all I could think about was the episode of friends where -I was backpacking through Europe- was a pick up line..

substitutes 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 4:32

70 ftw

ogloc 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 8:56

Wtf? That sucks.

twenty2182 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 8:57

omg

Witchcraft_fml 4

Saturday 10 October 2009 8:58

Well, that's what we do over here. We love to relieve our bladders on people. I'm glad the trend is spreading.

plexico 3

Saturday 10 October 2009 16:54

You said "spreading!" Me likey! The OP should have said, "When you started the story, you were an American. Now, European."

Witchcraft_fml 4

Saturday 10 October 2009 21:25

Oh, I got one for you both... You're a peein'? European? Eh? Eh? *ashamed*

plexico 3

Saturday 10 October 2009 21:29

Are you ashamed that I made such a stupid pun, or that it took you a while to get it?

Witchcraft_fml 4

Saturday 10 October 2009 21:51

Aw. Now I'm ashamed that I made that pun without realising that you had already made it. I must have no brain. I do not deserve to co-create trans-Atlantic Telegustation. :[