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Same thing different taste
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Pissed
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Ewwww, what the hell
YDI for being a ****
Although yeah, he does sound "interesting".
did he just have his dick out in his hand or something in order to point it toward you? because if he had pants on it would be a little difficult to push the stream through the clothes
EXACTLYY Bahah!
@70 LMFAO! [x
haha at least you know URINE his heart. -stloen off another fml- and all I could think about was the episode of friends where -I was backpacking through Europe- was a pick up line..
70 ftw
Wtf? That sucks.
omg
Well, that's what we do over here. We love to relieve our bladders on people. I'm glad the trend is spreading.
You said "spreading!" Me likey! The OP should have said, "When you started the story, you were an American. Now, European."
Oh, I got one for you both... You're a peein'? European? Eh? Eh? *ashamed*
Are you ashamed that I made such a stupid pun, or that it took you a while to get it?
Aw. Now I'm ashamed that I made that pun without realising that you had already made it. I must have no brain. I do not deserve to co-create trans-Atlantic Telegustation. :[
In the words of Stanley Milgram, "The experiment requires that you continue."
All right. I will persevere.
Sounds like a stunt my brother pulled on me. ******.
Well, I guess you're his now.
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I see what you did there
i like, i like
twenty2182, do you ever say anything besides "omg"? Haha! Why did he start pissing on you? What the hell kind of club were you at?
id have decked him :) or worse, ripped off his nuts :D
He was just marking his territory. You should feel honored.
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Ewwww, what the hell
Sounds like urine his latest adventure.