By Anonymous - 09/10/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I was at a local club with my friends sitting at a table when some guys approached us. One of them started telling me about his recent adventures through Europe and was very interesting. Something warm hit my leg and I realized the guy was urinating on me. FML
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fmh123 0
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Ewwww, what the hell

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DoomJeff91 2

Sounds like urine his latest adventure.

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fmh123 0
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Ewwww, what the hell

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GreenHacker 0
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YDI for being a slut

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Mousebutton 0
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Although yeah, he does sound "interesting".

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LOLPWNTHAHA 0
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did he just have his dick out in his hand or something in order to point it toward you? because if he had pants on it would be a little difficult to push the stream through the clothes

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sanje21 0

he was marking his territory XD

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NataleeC 0

lmfao @ number 70.

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lisaloise 3
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EXACTLYY Bahah!

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daniisme 0
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haha at least you know URINE his heart. -stloen off another fml- and all I could think about was the episode of friends where -I was backpacking through Europe- was a pick up line..

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ogloc 0
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Wtf? That sucks.

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Witchcraft_fml 4
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Well, that's what we do over here. We love to relieve our bladders on people. I'm glad the trend is spreading.

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plexico 3
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You said "spreading!" Me likey! The OP should have said, "When you started the story, you were an American. Now, European."

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Witchcraft_fml 4
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Oh, I got one for you both... You're a peein'? European? Eh? Eh? *ashamed*

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plexico 3
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Are you ashamed that I made such a stupid pun, or that it took you a while to get it?

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Witchcraft_fml 4
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Aw. Now I'm ashamed that I made that pun without realising that you had already made it. I must have no brain. I do not deserve to co-create trans-Atlantic Telegustation. :[

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plexico 3
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In the words of Stanley Milgram, "The experiment requires that you continue."

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Witchcraft_fml 4
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All right. I will persevere.

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EmmaMarieCullen 0

dude my DAD always says that!

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DameGreyWulf 0
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Sounds like a stunt my brother pulled on me. Fucker.

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null_fml 11
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Well, I guess you're his now.

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Sun_Kissed18 25

hahah yeah he claimed his territory :P

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DoomJeff91 2

Sounds like urine his latest adventure.

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NaturallyUnlucky 0
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AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Peroxide 3
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I see what you did there

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aero_fml 0

Win

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cljc 1
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i like, i like

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Bloodknight 22
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twenty2182, do you ever say anything besides "omg"? Haha! Why did he start pissing on you? What the hell kind of club were you at?

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Panda_monium_Ink 0
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id have decked him :) or worse, ripped off his nuts :D

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nokillnobeepbeep 0
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He was just marking his territory. You should feel honored.

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