By Anonymous - United States
Today, I was at a local club with my friends sitting at a table when some guys approached us. One of them started telling me about his recent adventures through Europe and was very interesting. Something warm hit my leg and I realized the guy was urinating on me. FML
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did he just have his dick out in his hand or something in order to point it toward you? because if he had pants on it would be a little difficult to push the stream through the clothes

  daniisme  |  0

haha at least you know URINE his heart. -stloen off another fml-

and all I could think about was the episode of friends where -I was backpacking through Europe- was a pick up line..

  plexico  |  3

You said "spreading!" Me likey!

The OP should have said, "When you started the story, you were an American. Now, European."


Now I'm ashamed that I made that pun without realising that you had already made it.

I must have no brain.
I do not deserve to co-create trans-Atlantic Telegustation. :[