By not a kiddy fiddler really - United States - San Francisco
Today, at my daughter's wedding celebration, I was doing a Michael Jackson act with a few buddies. It went well until I did the crotch-grab. I yanked my balls too hard and fell to the floor, writhing in agony in front of nearly 70 guests. FML
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  MDoremis  |  38

Haha, you can tell your daughter things can always be worse whenever her wedding happens. For my wedding my father-in-law was the pastor and he got so nervous he rambled about hookers, said we wouldn't be truly married until I was taken in our marriage bed, and forgot my husband's (his only son, let's not forget) name and got it wrong twice before my husband had to correct him.