Today, I was at a local club with my friends sitting at a table when some guys approached us. One of them started telling me about his recent adventures through Europe and was very interesting. Something warm hit my leg and I realized the guy was urinating on me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML
Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML
Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML
Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML
Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML
Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, while at a night club, I was wearing a brand new outfit that I absolutely loved. I was enjoying myself until I felt something wet drop onto my head and body from above. It was puke from a drunk guy in the V.I.P. section. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. We decided to play chicken and I was on the shoulders of the guy I like. Right as we started playing, for some unearthly reason my body decided to let out a little pee. I thought he wouldn't notice since we were already wet. He did. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
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Top comments
fmh123 0
Ewwww, what the hell
DoomJeff91 2
Sounds like urine his latest adventure.
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Comments (111)
katrinaa_13 0
FTW . :/
katiebella1988 0
that is so disgusting!! i woulda freaked out
Mr_Eated 0
Dumping a drink, a bottle of ketchup or a full shaker of pepper on him wouldn't have been an inappropriate response. Neither would having him arrested for public douchebaggery. Unless of course it was a halloween party and you were dressed as a fire hydrant - then it's on!
Zoa_fml 0
it's times like this when I wish there was a WTF button!
NoobHat 6
It's Fml's like these that make me wonder who's telling the truth and who's making stuff up to try and get the next hit FML.
blastvortex 4
That's a load of piss! =p (Seriously though, if it's true, that sucks. You'd have every right to deck him, you know.)
detention124 0
ewwww that's disgusting WHY would anyone even think of peeing on someone they don't even know??? that is soo gross
PaulWeller 0
Just because peeing on people you do know is such a common practice.
FerrariCake 2
Maybe he was raised by dogs, kind of like Romulus and Remus.
jillz 0
You're not likely to meet a decent guy at a club anyhow. I agree that it's a gross thing to have to go through. I bet one shower just wasn't enough to wash away that feeling. Not a FML situation but definitely a FMday or FMweek one. :/
foryoublue94 0
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