FML : Today, I was admitted to the hospital for chronic constipation. I have to share a room with two other girls who are also having bowel problems. We're all...

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Today, I was admitted to the hospital for chronic constipation. I have to share a room with two other girls who are also having bowel problems. We're all on strong laxatives, and there's apparently only one bathroom in this place. FML

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By shatMyself / Monday 22 April 2013 19:10 / United States

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By asimplesharpie | 7

#5460647 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 0:40

Incoming shitstorm.

By SammyS2012 | 21

#5460650 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 0:41

It's the Hunger Games: Hospital Edition.

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By asimplesharpie | 7

#5460647 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 0:40

Incoming shitstorm.

Haduken | 16

#5460842 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 2:00

one gets the toilet, one gets the tub, and one gets the sink

wlddog | 14

#5460911 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 2:55

38
Way to resolve the shit out of that problem.

DracoSpirita | 21

#5460960 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 3:37

38 - Bridesmaids reference. Awesome.

jackiemora | 18

#5460990 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 4:10

Well they are in a shitting situation.

therealafroninga | 10

#5460996 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 4:15

59-Are you shitting me. Your comment stunk.

wvcheesehead1 | 9

#5461076 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 5:08

Sounds like that hospital has their shits together.,

Gmoney12 | 18

#5461151 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 6:30

I smell a game of battleshits coming on!

By MrConcise | 34

#5460648 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 0:40

Shitty situation, three girls one bathroom, laxative puns, did I cover them all?

Lizardgirl | 7

#5460707 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 0:55

I smell a new shitcom.. xD

(And let the downvotes commence)

Lizardgirl | 7

#5460846 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 2:03

Well that was unexpected... xD

Catkam623 | 27

#5460865 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 2:21

How do we know its a girl? By the name I assumed it was a guy and he had to wait outside while they shat everywhere

magentaballoon15 | 8

#5881890 - Tuesday 11 March 2014 7:15

"two OTHER girls"

By SammyS2012 | 21

#5460650 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 0:41

It's the Hunger Games: Hospital Edition.

yeti37 | 16

#5460725 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 1:01

There is no chance I'd volunteer to be a tribute in those games.

dreamtosing | 15

#5460848 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 2:05

And it smells pretty shitty.

Lizardgirl | 7

#5460855 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 2:08

"And may your bowels be ever in your favor."

SammyS2012 | 21

#5461085 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 5:18

Maybe sponsors can donate buckets

Jiplo | 18

#5462215 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 22:42

And the tributes could sabotage each other by putting more laxatives in their food.

By teekie | 10

#5460657 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 0:42

They should have given you buckets...or just not put all of you in the same room to begin with!

HowieDoIt | 21

#5460747 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 1:13

What is this, Carnival Cruise?

By thepersonyouknow | 9

#5460665 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 0:43

Stupid idea on their part

ShyAnn29 | 14

#5461086 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 5:20

Yeah, I've never heard of 3 people sharing a hospital room, usually they have 2 people.

monnanon | 13

#5461837 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 18:32

its maybe a ward. in the uk wards usually sleep 4-8.

By dectivebobby | 6

#5460669 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 0:45

Alright, one takes the bathroom, the other gets a bucket and the third one...be creative OP

KeannaLove | 32

#5460681 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 0:48

Could go bridesmaids style and use the the sink.

By eyesmile27 | 7

#5460672 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 0:46

What a shitty situation.

Sandsh8rk | 36

#5460767 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 1:23

What a shitty comment.

Lizardgirl | 7

#5460850 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 2:05

What a shitty reply to a shitty comment.

MrClean17 | 15

#5460952 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 3:34

What a shit- Never mind.

Sandsh8rk | 36

#5460982 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 4:01

What a shitty reply to a shitty reply to a shitty comment.

Lizardgirl | 7

#5461592 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 15:12

No.

By cyanidesandwich | 20

#5460678 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 0:47

Homemade 2 girls 1 cup?

dectivebobby | 6

#5460702 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 0:53

Can't really be 2 girls 1 cup if there's 3 of them...

TheBrochure | 22

#5460816 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 1:50

15 - Nor can it Really be homemade if they're in a hospital.

license2chill | 5

#5460964 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 3:40

15, one of them is gonna have the toilet, and the other two have to try to be resourceful..

By browneyedgirl52 | 13

#5460683 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 0:48

What kind of hospital has only one bathroom?

xInwex | 12

#5460927 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 3:17

Hopefully the OP meant one bathroom in the room she was staying in? Last time I checked hospitals had more than one bathroom. I know where I live all the hospitals have public bathrooms like every 20 feet

By laurenasabutton | 26

#5460691 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 0:51

Do you think the doctors take bets on who can beat the others to the bathroom?

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