Today, I was admitted to the hospital for chronic constipation. I have to share a room with two other girls who are also having bowel problems. We're all on strong laxatives, and there's apparently only one bathroom in this place. FML
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asimplesharpie
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Incoming shitstorm.
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SammyS2012
| 21
It's the Hunger Games: Hospital Edition.
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asimplesharpie
| 7
Incoming shitstorm.
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Haduken
| 16
one gets the toilet, one gets the tub, and one gets the sink
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wlddog
| 14
38
Way to resolve the shit out of that problem.
Way to resolve the shit out of that problem.
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DracoSpirita
| 21
38 - Bridesmaids reference. Awesome.
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jackiemora
| 18
Well they are in a shitting situation.
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therealafroninga
| 10
59-Are you shitting me. Your comment stunk.
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wvcheesehead1
| 9
Sounds like that hospital has their shits together.,
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Gmoney12
| 18
I smell a game of battleshits coming on!
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MrConcise
| 34
Shitty situation, three girls one bathroom, laxative puns, did I cover them all?
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Lizardgirl
| 7
I smell a new shitcom.. xD
(And let the downvotes commence)
(And let the downvotes commence)
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Lizardgirl
| 7
Well that was unexpected... xD
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Catkam623
| 27
How do we know its a girl? By the name I assumed it was a guy and he had to wait outside while they shat everywhere
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magentaballoon15
| 8
"two OTHER girls"
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SammyS2012
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It's the Hunger Games: Hospital Edition.
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yeti37
| 16
There is no chance I'd volunteer to be a tribute in those games.
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dreamtosing
| 15
And it smells pretty shitty.
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Lizardgirl
| 7
"And may your bowels be ever in your favor."
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SammyS2012
| 21
Maybe sponsors can donate buckets
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Jiplo
| 18
And the tributes could sabotage each other by putting more laxatives in their food.
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teekie
| 10
They should have given you buckets...or just not put all of you in the same room to begin with!
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HowieDoIt
| 21
What is this, Carnival Cruise?
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thepersonyouknow
| 9
Stupid idea on their part
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ShyAnn29
| 14
Yeah, I've never heard of 3 people sharing a hospital room, usually they have 2 people.
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monnanon
| 13
its maybe a ward. in the uk wards usually sleep 4-8.
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dectivebobby
| 6
Alright, one takes the bathroom, the other gets a bucket and the third one...be creative OP
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KeannaLove
| 32
Could go bridesmaids style and use the the sink.
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eyesmile27
| 7
What a shitty situation.
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Sandsh8rk
| 36
What a shitty comment.
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Lizardgirl
| 7
What a shitty reply to a shitty comment.
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MrClean17
| 15
What a shit- Never mind.
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Sandsh8rk
| 36
What a shitty reply to a shitty reply to a shitty comment.
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Lizardgirl
| 7
No.
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cyanidesandwich
| 21
Homemade 2 girls 1 cup?
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dectivebobby
| 6
Can't really be 2 girls 1 cup if there's 3 of them...
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TheBrochure
| 22
15 - Nor can it Really be homemade if they're in a hospital.
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license2chill
| 5
15, one of them is gonna have the toilet, and the other two have to try to be resourceful..
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browneyedgirl52
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What kind of hospital has only one bathroom?
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xInwex
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Hopefully the OP meant one bathroom in the room she was staying in? Last time I checked hospitals had more than one bathroom. I know where I live all the hospitals have public bathrooms like every 20 feet
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laurenasabutton
| 26
Do you think the doctors take bets on who can beat the others to the bathroom?