one gets the toilet, one gets the tub, and one gets the sink

38 Way to resolve the shit out of that problem.

38 - Bridesmaids reference. Awesome.

Well they are in a shitting situation.

59-Are you shitting me. Your comment stunk.

Sounds like that hospital has their shits together.,

I smell a game of battleshits coming on!

I smell a new shitcom.. xD (And let the downvotes commence)

Well that was unexpected... xD

How do we know its a girl? By the name I assumed it was a guy and he had to wait outside while they shat everywhere

"two OTHER girls"

There is no chance I'd volunteer to be a tribute in those games.

And it smells pretty shitty.

"And may your bowels be ever in your favor."

Maybe sponsors can donate buckets

And the tributes could sabotage each other by putting more laxatives in their food.

What is this, Carnival Cruise?

Yeah, I've never heard of 3 people sharing a hospital room, usually they have 2 people.

its maybe a ward. in the uk wards usually sleep 4-8.

Could go bridesmaids style and use the the sink.

What a shitty comment.

What a shitty reply to a shitty comment.

What a shit- Never mind.

What a shitty reply to a shitty reply to a shitty comment.

No.

Can't really be 2 girls 1 cup if there's 3 of them...

15 - Nor can it Really be homemade if they're in a hospital.

15, one of them is gonna have the toilet, and the other two have to try to be resourceful..

Hopefully the OP meant one bathroom in the room she was staying in? Last time I checked hospitals had more than one bathroom. I know where I live all the hospitals have public bathrooms like every 20 feet