FML : Today, I was given a powerful laxative to clear me out. I can't go to the bathroom because the four guests of my sleeping roommate are all sitting in dead...

Today, I was given a powerful laxative to clear me out. I can't go to the bathroom because the four guests of my sleeping roommate are all sitting in dead silence against the paper-thin bathroom wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 16 April 2013 23:13 / United States - Los Angeles

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By Selphis | 20

#5452796 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 09:11

Just go... they'll stop listening soon enough ;-)

By greenfishbait | 19

#5452801 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 09:13

You have to do what you have to do!

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By Selphis | 20

#5452796 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 09:11

Just go... they'll stop listening soon enough ;-)

goldfishgod | 20

#5452841 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 09:31

Yeah. Fuck it, go. This is literally the worst situation I could ever think of. Don't deny yourself the pleasure of a good poop just because people are listening.

Leprekhaun | 14

#5452847 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 09:37

It could be worse... Like in a public restroom with a lot of traffic..

goldfishgod | 20

#5452854 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 09:40

The good thing about a public restroom, though, is that you don't personally know the other occupants and they will leave soon.

ShyAnn29 | 14

#5453760 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 11:22

At least you aren't sitting in your car, stuck in traffic!

MWidderAUDI | 14

#5454117 - Thursday 18 April 2013 05:23

#14- I don't think it's going to be a good poop after taking laxatives...

By greenfishbait | 19

#5452801 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 09:13

You have to do what you have to do!

MyNameIsViet | 15

#5453174 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 04:00

Yea you can't just shit there for ages.

By Leprekhaun | 14

#5452805 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 09:14

Let it loose and get some air freshener.

Metallica36176 | 16

#5453590 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 09:13

And get a radio. That's why we have a radio in our bathroom. It drowns out the sound.

By Ashamed_Sister | 50

#5452810 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 09:16

Don't care about the guests, and if they really don't like the sounds coming from the bathroom they might leave earlier.

By CrysisAverted | 5

#5452811 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 09:16

You can always try making very loud fart noises to try to mask out the real ones op, then your roomates will think you were just fucking around?

By error404n0tf0und | 21

#5452813 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 09:17

when they ask just say you where reanacting some sex you had, that will shit them up

zingline89 | 18

#5452888 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 10:14

If having sex with your significant other sounds like explosive diarrhea, you're doing it wrong.

MissMollie_85 | 12

#5453112 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 02:52

unless you're a necrophiliac ;P

zingline89 | 18

#5453130 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 03:12

No they just bang dead people

MissMollie_85 | 12

#5454647 - Thursday 18 April 2013 05:22

I was talking about the sounds... anyway, obviously that joke was shit and went over a lot of heads, so I will let myself drown under the sea of downward pointing thumbs.