Yeah. Fuck it, go. This is literally the worst situation I could ever think of. Don't deny yourself the pleasure of a good poop just because people are listening.

It could be worse... Like in a public restroom with a lot of traffic..

The good thing about a public restroom, though, is that you don't personally know the other occupants and they will leave soon.

At least you aren't sitting in your car, stuck in traffic!

#14- I don't think it's going to be a good poop after taking laxatives...

Yea you can't just shit there for ages.

And get a radio. That's why we have a radio in our bathroom. It drowns out the sound.

If having sex with your significant other sounds like explosive diarrhea, you're doing it wrong.

unless you're a necrophiliac ;P

No they just bang dead people

I was talking about the sounds... anyway, obviously that joke was shit and went over a lot of heads, so I will let myself drown under the sea of downward pointing thumbs.

I thought this was funny because I understood the joke :)

Good book. I read it once…