By Anonymous - 16/04/2013 23:13 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was given a powerful laxative to clear me out. I can't go to the bathroom because the four guests of my sleeping roommate are all sitting in dead silence against the paper-thin bathroom wall. FML
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Selphis 20

Just go... they'll stop listening soon enough ;-)

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Selphis 20

Just go... they'll stop listening soon enough ;-)

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goldfishgod 20

Yeah. **** it, go. This is literally the worst situation I could ever think of. Don't deny yourself the pleasure of a good poop just because people are listening.

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Leprekhaun 14

It could be worse... Like in a public restroom with a lot of traffic..

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goldfishgod 20

The good thing about a public restroom, though, is that you don't personally know the other occupants and they will leave soon.

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ShyAnn29 14

At least you aren't sitting in your car, stuck in traffic!

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MWidderAUDI 14

#14- I don't think it's going to be a good poop after taking laxatives...

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Leprekhaun 14

Let it loose and get some air freshener.

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Metallica36176 16

And get a radio. That's why we have a radio in our bathroom. It drowns out the sound.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

Don't care about the guests, and if they really don't like the sounds coming from the bathroom they might leave earlier.

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CrysisAverted 5

You can always try making very loud fart noises to try to mask out the real ones op, then your roomates will think you were just ******* around?

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error404n0tf0und 21

when they ask just say you where reanacting some sex you had, that will shit them up

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zingline89 18

If having sex with your significant other sounds like explosive diarrhea, you're doing it wrong.

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zingline89 18

No they just bang dead people

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MissMollie_85 12

I was talking about the sounds... anyway, obviously that joke was shit and went over a lot of heads, so I will let myself drown under the sea of downward pointing thumbs.

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EnvyMe33 26

I thought this was funny because I understood the joke :)

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llama612 27

So your just going to sit there and shit yourself? Just go poop who cares everyone poops man.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Good book. I read it once…

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twinkiefeets 17

How can you hold it in? It's going to turn into explosive diarrhea.

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doodlecloud 26

Maybe sing, or turn the shower on and pretend you're showering to mask the noise...? Good luck.

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