Today, I was admitted to the hospital for chronic constipation. I have to share a room with two other girls who are also having bowel problems. We're all on strong laxatives, and there's apparently only one bathroom in this place. FML
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Today, I was given a powerful laxative to clear me out. I can't go to the bathroom because the four guests of my sleeping roommate are all sitting in dead silence against the paper-thin bathroom wall. FML
Today, I was constipated and so desperate to go that I ate an entire box of laxatives. Now I'm in the hospital on a saline drip for dehydration and malnutrition, in addition to getting a massive enema and having the most agonizing shit of my life. FML
Today, I was extremely constipated. This is a side effect of the medication I take to alleviate my stomach condition. Due to this same condition I can't eat much roughage. We have no laxatives or stool softeners, and I have been shitting bricks for three days. FML
Today, I was at home with slight constipation, so I took two laxatives. That's when my boyfriend called me, saying his parents are in town and want to have dinner tonight, this being the first time I've met them. I've already been on the toilet five times. FML
Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML
Today, I'm a week into a prescription of extremely constipating antibiotics. I also just caught the stomach bug going around at work that causes aggressive diarrhea. The two combined mean I have a constant, slow-moving stream of thick, foul-smelling sludge coming out of me. FML
Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML
Today, I'm recovering from colon surgery. They gave me codeine as pain relief, which has made me constipated. I'm currently sat on the toilet, trying to push out what feels like a small child wrapped in barbed wire out without busting my stitches. FML
Today, all of my roommates were home. I really had to poop all day but the bathroom was being hogged. Once I finally got the chance to go, I guess the toilet didn't flush all the way and I didn't notice. The other roommates loudly asked each other who it was, and they all started loudly taking about me. FML
Today, I finally got over a long bout of constipation. I was scared to ask my mom for laxatives because I had the feeling she would tell all her friends, but on the 6th day of absolutely no bowel movements, I caved. I later overheard my mom telling all her friends. FML
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asimplesharpie 7
Incoming shitstorm.
SammyS2012 21
It's the Hunger Games: Hospital Edition.
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Comments (100)
Saikon1357 25
3 girls, 1 bowl
SuzeDee 9
Time to throw out all the flour products and bring in veggies and fruit. Your diet is telling you something!!
83babynique 7
Well it's not like you are hooked up to breathing tubes or on life support, so stop being lazy and get out of bed and go to a bathroom down the hall.
jujuroxursox 15
Well that's a shitty situation… maybe you can get into a rhythm where you all shit at different times Or make a mad dash to the crapper and the fastest one wins
CanadianCutie22 16
hopefully you get better !
godfathermock 19
This reminds me of that one scene in Bridesmaids where they get diarrhea while at the bridal shop.
Tim2415 16
Let the games begin..
MakinMills 12
jus play rock, paper, scissors to see who gets to go first lol
WKER143 9
Hmmm... You'd think that the staff at the hospital would think about that before putting the three of you in one room! That really is awful! But you can always try and ask for another room
monnanon 14
if they are on a specific ward for this kind of thing then there probably was little choice.
cassieh1111 7
I would lock myself in the toilet and not let the others in