By Anonymous - /
Wednesday 8 December 2010 02:38 /
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Quest_
| 13
Obtain laxatives.
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Br00talsex
| 0
atleast when you tell people you shit brix, you're telling the truth.
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Br00talsex
| 0
atleast when you tell people you shit brix, you're telling the truth.
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Got milk?
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mamamiaaa_fml
| 12
squirt some lube up there maybe it'll help.
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TheRealFamilyGuy
| 5
use your fingers. get em in there deep.
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jewban
| 3
26 do I hear a new 2 girls 1 cup approaching? lol
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TurboTalon
| 0
Build a house?
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11wanda11
| 6
Epsom salts, ever heard of the saying " went through like a dose of salts" I did it on the weekend... wow....
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TheRealFamilyGuy
| 5
#48 dont lie collingwood supporters can't afford Epsom salts lol
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11wanda11
| 6
got them from mum lmao
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TheNeonDuckie
| 0
OP maybe you'll have enough bricks to build an outhouse to keep from stinking up your bathroom every-time you get constipated! :D
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bamagrl410
| 31
Cue "shitty situation" jokes...
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docscientist
| 9
That's a crappy shituation.
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Do girls poop?
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takeapieandrun
| 9
No.
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Tnx. Good to know.
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mamamiaaa_fml
| 12
what a fecal situation. ahem.
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rgermain
| 0
Christ, keep this shit to yourself.
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squirell_AIDS69
| 0
Well would you rather shit bricks or razor blades?
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schwancy
| 2
I choose brick-shaped razor blades.
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foreverspellman
| 0
I choose razor shaped brick blades.
and you know what they say... when you shit bricks, build a house. i've done it.
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samicna
| 4
water! ever drink it? it helps!
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Allstarr23
| 1
Are you a retard? If you were having this problem for three days and are complaining abt not havinf laxatives or softeners, get off your ass and buy some. YDI
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Quest_
| 13
Obtain laxatives.
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squirell_AIDS69
| 0
Agreed. Can't imagine it's impossible to go to a store or pharmacy to get something.
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ImaginaryFoe
| 0
This. Three days, OP? YDI! You've had plenty of time to get all the things you complained about not having. You could've ordered them online and had them delivered in that time span.
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waswashere
| 0
but then They couldn't complain on here
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11wanda11
| 6
laxitives don't soften stool, they just spin your stomach out and make you want to shit. no fun if ther is a brick blocking the path :-)
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poplmon
| 0
39 ORRRRR maybe OP has less money then you and can't afford laxatives? Grow up. FYL OP.
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alaaloo_fml_fml
| 0
Buy laxatives. Done.
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DuyLe
| 0
Sorry, I'm not really good English. what is laxative? and don't tell me to search it up either, last time I do cause a friend told me to I got some disturbing images :(
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DDPT2
| 4
66, Makes you want to poop.
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Mauskau
| 34
It's very uncomfortable to move when constipated, I spent a week on the toilet(not literally) before my mum got me anything. :(
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papazhu
| 0
impossible, girls don't poop everyone knows that!
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yewzd
| 0
Yeah. they can only queef.
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null_fml
| 11
You looked at one of those "when you see it" memes on the internet, didn't you?
Can't say they didn't warn you.
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gregomania_fml
| 0
when I was a toddler I chucked a brick down the loo, needles to say it smashed it. you must be getting good at replacing loo's.
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alaaloo_fml_fml
| 0
Hahaha very clever.
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lydever91
| 0
go buy some for like $2. It'll save you Hell. btw, YDI for not thinking of it
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