Today, I'm a week into a prescription of extremely constipating antibiotics. I also just caught the stomach bug going around at work that causes aggressive diarrhea. The two combined mean I have a constant, slow-moving stream of thick, foul-smelling sludge coming out of me. FML
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Today, I was constipated and so desperate to go that I ate an entire box of laxatives. Now I'm in the hospital on a saline drip for dehydration and malnutrition, in addition to getting a massive enema and having the most agonizing shit of my life. FML
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Elizabeth Burley 22
I feel your pain OP. I have Crohns Disease which is a GI(intestinal) disorder which can cause me to have all sort of f*cked up bowl movements, along with many other things. Try Imodium to form your stool back up a bit but make sure you read all the directions and such. Best of luck OP! Feel better!
julfunky 29
Sounds a hell of a lot better than extreme constipation.
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Elizabeth Burley 22
I feel your pain OP. I have Crohns Disease which is a GI(intestinal) disorder which can cause me to have all sort of f*cked up bowl movements, along with many other things. Try Imodium to form your stool back up a bit but make sure you read all the directions and such. Best of luck OP! Feel better!
julfunky 29
Sounds a hell of a lot better than extreme constipation.
j'aimeleschats 4
Sounds just like my two month old
donb23 23
Welcome to my every other day.