Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
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Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
Today, my 5 month old son decided that my lip ring was a toy. Thinking it would be ok, I let him touch it. He got his finger caught and pulled his hand back. The lip ring is still in, but now I have a huge gaping hole in my face. FML
Today, I was working customer service at a large grocery store. I recently got a small, tasteful septum piercing that is barely visible. As I greeted a customer, she began to gag, held out her hand as though she was fending me off, and said, "I can't. Your nose ring makes me sick." FML
Today, I got a second piercing in my ear. I needed help cleaning the back, so I asked my dad for help. I told him to careful, but right when I did, he tore the earring out with the cotton swab. Thanks, dad. FML
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Today, it's the seventh day after my nose job. I was taking something out of a box and pulled too hard. I punched myself in the nose. FML
Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
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memob123 0
Why would she slap you If she thought you were picking your nose?
charlotte69er 7
What a bitch!
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Comments (189)
snowwhite92 5
My boyfriend did the same. I was like seriously why would I be picking my nose... Then he lost the ring.
thats_my_job 11
Maybe he did it on purpose.
snowwhite92 5
Except he paid to get it done again because he felt bad.
soupisyummy 13
Five bucks says she picks her nose when no one is watching.
bizarre_ftw 22
Not anymore
luv_him6 6
Ouch that has to hurt like hell.
KimberKittyMFC 1
Dude that sux! I just had mine re-done & I'm remembering the sneeze-like pain, that blows (LOL). seriously, I feel ya. I've caught mine the past cpl days, OW! I have the curl too, just bashes up against the inside & hurts like HELL! Not as bad as catching Ur hair on a tragus or conch piercing, but sure makes one want to cry!
wolleiy 3
Serves you right!
M3NT5HUN 0
Like me, you should get a plastic tapper and cut it in half
1crabbygirl 10
Slapping is not cool, Mom. Use your words so you don't maim your kid.
steak87 1
Hahah the mother is probably happy with the result :D I bet ya can't pick your nose regardless for a few days now, and that horrid thing is off your face.
bizarre_ftw 22
Because your opinion is 100% correct If you don't like it it's the embodiment of all evil and must be burned, right? Piss off fuckhole, nose rings are a person's choice and no worse than earrings
KrayKrayGurl117 7
If your mom is THAT worried about you picking your nose than maybe you're a little too young for a nose piercing..? Either that or your mom's super picky about that stuff... But either way, HOLY JESUS THAT HAD TO HURT!!!!!!!
RedPillSucks 33
Breath easier