Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
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Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
Today, my 5 month old son decided that my lip ring was a toy. Thinking it would be ok, I let him touch it. He got his finger caught and pulled his hand back. The lip ring is still in, but now I have a huge gaping hole in my face. FML
Today, I was working customer service at a large grocery store. I recently got a small, tasteful septum piercing that is barely visible. As I greeted a customer, she began to gag, held out her hand as though she was fending me off, and said, "I can't. Your nose ring makes me sick." FML
Today, I got a second piercing in my ear. I needed help cleaning the back, so I asked my dad for help. I told him to careful, but right when I did, he tore the earring out with the cotton swab. Thanks, dad. FML
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Today, it's the seventh day after my nose job. I was taking something out of a box and pulled too hard. I punched myself in the nose. FML
Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
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Top comments
memob123 0
Why would she slap you If she thought you were picking your nose?
charlotte69er 7
What a bitch!
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Comments (189)
hrubi4x4 4
Freak! Why have 1 anyway!
LSS_fml 18
If only the rest of the world were as close-minded as you. Nobody would get piercings or tattoos or dye their hair, and we could all dress exactly the same. BORING!
Calyx_fml 22
Press charges for assault, or even better, child abuse. Make sure she does hard time with biker chicks who'll force her to be the prison dyke and get face tattoos. That'll teach her.
LemonLolly 10
What I would have done: yelled "What the ****, mom????????? I was fixing my nose ring!!!!!!!!!!"
jujubunni5 9
MAMA! LET YO CHILD PICK. Jk. I'd just say something. Slapping is too harsh
jaimieamanda 0
That sucks! I'd ******* slap her back
christian2234 15
Nose rings are nasty
Mifflicious 18
So are you.
koolkat27 13
nose rings are sexy, unlike you.
aat 3
I got my nose squired by my father the other night he snapped the retainer and glass shards were stuck in my nose haha I know how u feel
GoldenGrizzly 7
This flippant attitude towards you father punching you is concerning to me.
Jeffo193 13
What kind of a bitch slaps someone for picking their nose!?!
Epichearts 2
Op, if I were u, i'd dig out a booger & fling it at her. Thats just me.
jwally726 0
You deserved it for getting ur nose pierced