Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
Today, my 5 month old son decided that my lip ring was a toy. Thinking it would be ok, I let him touch it. He got his finger caught and pulled his hand back. The lip ring is still in, but now I have a huge gaping hole in my face. FML
Today, I was working customer service at a large grocery store. I recently got a small, tasteful septum piercing that is barely visible. As I greeted a customer, she began to gag, held out her hand as though she was fending me off, and said, "I can't. Your nose ring makes me sick." FML
Today, I got a second piercing in my ear. I needed help cleaning the back, so I asked my dad for help. I told him to careful, but right when I did, he tore the earring out with the cotton swab. Thanks, dad. FML
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Today, it's the seventh day after my nose job. I was taking something out of a box and pulled too hard. I punched myself in the nose. FML
Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
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memob123 0
Why would she slap you If she thought you were picking your nose?
charlotte69er 7
What a bitch!
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Comments (189)
perdix 31
You were picking your nose. The nose ring is just an alibi.
RoseSheeran98 3
Ouch, I feel you
_MidnightLuna_ 17
Oww, sorry to hear that... If either my parents did that to any of my piercings they'd get punched in the face for sure.. :|
kuges 0
What a good mommy!!! Jk she's coocoo....
kuges 0
Ya!
dcollin7 2
Ouch
littledevil982 0
Ouch!! I would be pissed!
Vertas 10
Punishment for havng a nose ring.
Crazberry 5
Yes. Big bad crime that is...
auzz1_pride 9
How is having a nose pierce punishable?
koolkat27 13
This guy has a confederate flag as his pic, he's obviously ****** in the head.
bd1012 18
ouch.
Rocky007 15
You deserved getting smacked for getting the nose ring, not for picking your nose. Nose rings are more disgusting.
Mifflicious 18
I'm quite sure that nose piercings are much less disgusting than you.
GoldenGrizzly 7
I like how people assume, because they do not like them and do not want them, that piercings are a cry for help or disgusting. I think they can look cute if done right. Some pierced people are scary and it is a bit excessive in some cases, but people need to **** off of people who like them. And damn, getting it ripped out has to hurt.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
And people most certainty do not deserve to get slapped for getting them. The mother was out of line.
bizarre_ftw 22
Again, just because you don't like something means it's instantly wrong? That's not your choice to make, piercings can look amazing and are just fine You aren't the oracle of all truth, just some up tight, self important prick with a stick up their ass and no ability to comprehend beyond yourself Stop assuming you know what's right and shut up if you have nothing other than empty preaches to spew
GoldenGrizzly 7
I know a lot of cultures where piercings and tattoos have a big cultural importance and everyone has them. Piercing culture is something one chooses to become part of. If you have a right to not get them, to wear what you like and do as you please (within the law) then people are allowed to be different and diverse.
guckylynn 19
Right... What's so gross about then? Thanks for proving to us all you're an ignorant jerk!
GoldenGrizzly 7
They are gross because it means the thought police are not controlling the liberals enough.
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
Last time I checked it's ok to make YOUR own decisions on YOUR own body. You deserve to have your comment buried, hater.
pl13 0
That had to ****** hurt