Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
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Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
Today, my 5 month old son decided that my lip ring was a toy. Thinking it would be ok, I let him touch it. He got his finger caught and pulled his hand back. The lip ring is still in, but now I have a huge gaping hole in my face. FML
Today, I was working customer service at a large grocery store. I recently got a small, tasteful septum piercing that is barely visible. As I greeted a customer, she began to gag, held out her hand as though she was fending me off, and said, "I can't. Your nose ring makes me sick." FML
Today, I got a second piercing in my ear. I needed help cleaning the back, so I asked my dad for help. I told him to careful, but right when I did, he tore the earring out with the cotton swab. Thanks, dad. FML
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Today, it's the seventh day after my nose job. I was taking something out of a box and pulled too hard. I punched myself in the nose. FML
Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
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memob123 0
Why would she slap you If she thought you were picking your nose?
charlotte69er 7
What a bitch!
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Comments (189)
bubblezz0504 0
ouch : I know exactly how that feels. I feel your pain
Cheesecakee 11
ahh my dad did that to me before only he didn't know what it was and he tried to wipe it off n pulled it out :/
bizarre_ftw 22
Your dad has won the award "intellectual of the year!"
mxdefiancexx 2
I got punched in the face during a Basketball game 2 weeks after my fresh nose piercing, had it ripped out too...OWWW that shit is SO painful. I feel for you OP!! Also, my boyfriend always gives me dirty looks because I adjust mine too, always says I'm picking my nose, ew!
HotPants141 11
Ow. I know how you feel. But buy an eyebrow ring to put in like I do do that way it's only gonna rip half your nose apart is it rips out (:
jeragonm 15
That's y u don't get a nose ring ur fault
guitarboy574 0
YDI for having a nose ring those are for loooooosers
bizarre_ftw 22
Slap her back. When she complains say "but I thought it was okay to assume things and slap people when they do things I don't like"
wdd2 5
What a great mother you have there, seeing something and not only immediately jumping to conclusions, but reacting with violence based on her assumptions, everyone needs parents like that.
mauricioros21 0
I dont like nose rings precisely because of the fact that this can happen!
VeganVampyre 27
... So, do you not like any other piercings either, then? Because that can happen with any kind of piercing in any part of your body- earlobe, navel, eyebrow, etc.
littlenumber8 8
Ur lucky to get a 2nd chance. Take this as a sign. Nose rings are so 1990s
bizarre_ftw 22
And saying something is "so...._____" isn't?