Miscellaneous: Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother...

By ouchouchouch - 28/03/2012 04:16 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2014 06:08 - United States

Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML

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By Ciara - 11/06/2012 20:44 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML

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By Ana - 14/08/2018 01:30

Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML

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By pinky - 06/01/2010 18:12 - United Kingdom

Today, my 5 month old son decided that my lip ring was a toy. Thinking it would be ok, I let him touch it. He got his finger caught and pulled his hand back. The lip ring is still in, but now I have a huge gaping hole in my face. FML

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By a_dani365 - 06/07/2015 21:37 - United States - Omaha

Today, I was working customer service at a large grocery store. I recently got a small, tasteful septum piercing that is barely visible. As I greeted a customer, she began to gag, held out her hand as though she was fending me off, and said, "I can't. Your nose ring makes me sick." FML

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By wowawesome - 18/07/2019 16:00

Today, I got a second piercing in my ear. I needed help cleaning the back, so I asked my dad for help. I told him to careful, but right when I did, he tore the earring out with the cotton swab. Thanks, dad. FML

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By jellybean - 06/11/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML

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Any damage? Who nose?

By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 07:00 - Colombia - Bogot?

Today, it's the seventh day after my nose job. I was taking something out of a box and pulled too hard. I punched myself in the nose. FML

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By top dog! - 11/10/2011 20:05 - Australia

Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 14:00

Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML

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memob123 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 12:26

Why would she slap you If she thought you were picking your nose?

charlotte69er 7

Wednesday 28 March 2012 12:25

What a bitch!

Comments

mycala14 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 12:53

Omg That Has To Hurt!!! I'm Sorry):

Jakesterk96 8

Wednesday 28 March 2012 14:20

Is Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word The New "Thing" Nowadays?

MrGroovy28 7

Wednesday 28 March 2012 15:14

She's 14 years old bro give her a break. She's probably from the valley and taking uppers

Kazze 31

Sunday 1 March 2015 20:36

Being 14 is no excuse. I didn't type like a complete idiot when I was 14.

TheFirstSamurai 18

Wednesday 28 March 2012 12:57

You can pick your nose, but you can't pick your family.

neonblack33 5

Saturday 31 March 2012 1:24

..or who slaps you?

martin8337 35

Sunday 29 June 2014 4:12

Or friends.

LSS_fml 18

Wednesday 28 March 2012 13:00

Contemplating taking mine out after reading this...

Narttu 20

Wednesday 28 March 2012 18:09

17 - I just want to say that I think your dp is awesome! Haha

Narttu 20

Wednesday 28 March 2012 18:12

17 - I just want to say that I think your dp is awesome! Haha

PYLrulz 17

Wednesday 28 March 2012 13:11

Ow. I just winced reading the FML. FYL indeed

Birdie_Sage 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 13:15

Ouch... Even I felt the pain... Kinda...

br0ccoli 14

Wednesday 28 March 2012 13:40

Good thing you like needles Because it looks like you will be getting stitches. Digging for gold is a dangerous task. Let this be a lesson: Many try, but few leave unharmed.

Mons_fml 27

Thursday 29 March 2012 1:41

Many dislike your comment, but i think its really ******* funny xD

KilljoyParade 4

Monday 23 July 2012 21:04

Stitches aren't required for having a nose ring ripped out. Your nose isn't like your ears, so when it says the ring was ripped out, it means through the hole. I HIGHLY doubt it would result in a ripped nostril.

Kazze 31

Sunday 1 March 2015 20:37

182: your comment matches your name perfectly.

peaceout7247 1

Wednesday 28 March 2012 13:42

I would seriously say come on y did u do that now u just tore me nose ring

greenmen 12

Wednesday 28 March 2012 13:42

Well you still got another one to get bitch slapped

immasexichick 1

Wednesday 28 March 2012 19:57

why the hell do you have a picture of your toungue

cooldaddio 14

Wednesday 28 March 2012 13:52

That was a bit uncalled for unless you were dining with the Queen or something.

Crazberry 5

Wednesday 28 March 2012 14:11

Ouch! My piercing has been ripped out but never all the way. It still hurt like a bitch... Your mom is evil. I hope she felt really bad after.

Crazberry 5

Wednesday 28 March 2012 14:27

FYI, When I say ripped out but not all the way, I mean it half of it comes out but the part on the inside of my nostril snags because it's not just a bar piercing. The "inner" part is squiggly so it stays in better.