Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
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Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
Today, my 5 month old son decided that my lip ring was a toy. Thinking it would be ok, I let him touch it. He got his finger caught and pulled his hand back. The lip ring is still in, but now I have a huge gaping hole in my face. FML
Today, I was working customer service at a large grocery store. I recently got a small, tasteful septum piercing that is barely visible. As I greeted a customer, she began to gag, held out her hand as though she was fending me off, and said, "I can't. Your nose ring makes me sick." FML
Today, I got a second piercing in my ear. I needed help cleaning the back, so I asked my dad for help. I told him to careful, but right when I did, he tore the earring out with the cotton swab. Thanks, dad. FML
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Today, it's the seventh day after my nose job. I was taking something out of a box and pulled too hard. I punched myself in the nose. FML
Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
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Top comments
memob123 0
Why would she slap you If she thought you were picking your nose?
charlotte69er 7
What a bitch!
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Comments (189)
mycala14 0
Omg That Has To Hurt!!! I'm Sorry):
Jakesterk96 8
Is Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word The New "Thing" Nowadays?
MrGroovy28 7
She's 14 years old bro give her a break. She's probably from the valley and taking uppers
Kazze 31
Being 14 is no excuse. I didn't type like a complete idiot when I was 14.
TheFirstSamurai 18
You can pick your nose, but you can't pick your family.
neonblack33 5
..or who slaps you?
martin8337 36
Or friends.
LSS_fml 18
Contemplating taking mine out after reading this...
Narttu 20
17 - I just want to say that I think your dp is awesome! Haha
Narttu 20
17 - I just want to say that I think your dp is awesome! Haha
PYLrulz 17
Ow. I just winced reading the FML. FYL indeed
Birdie_Sage 0
Ouch... Even I felt the pain... Kinda...
br0ccoli 15
Good thing you like needles Because it looks like you will be getting stitches. Digging for gold is a dangerous task. Let this be a lesson: Many try, but few leave unharmed.
Mons_fml 27
Many dislike your comment, but i think its really ******* funny xD
KilljoyParade 4
Stitches aren't required for having a nose ring ripped out. Your nose isn't like your ears, so when it says the ring was ripped out, it means through the hole. I HIGHLY doubt it would result in a ripped nostril.
Kazze 31
182: your comment matches your name perfectly.
peaceout7247 1
I would seriously say come on y did u do that now u just tore me nose ring
greenmen 12
Well you still got another one to get bitch slapped
immasexichick 1
why the hell do you have a picture of your toungue
cooldaddio 14
That was a bit uncalled for unless you were dining with the Queen or something.
Crazberry 5
Ouch! My piercing has been ripped out but never all the way. It still hurt like a bitch... Your mom is evil. I hope she felt really bad after.
Crazberry 5
FYI, When I say ripped out but not all the way, I mean it half of it comes out but the part on the inside of my nostril snags because it's not just a bar piercing. The "inner" part is squiggly so it stays in better.
guckylynn 19
That happens to me every time I blow my nose when I have a cold. Talk about painful!