By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML
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mercedes3210 6

new year=new girlfriend!

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fthku 13

In relationships, people often wait for the "appropriate" time to break up, though really just working up the courage to do it. When finally they do it, it's usually the worst time. BUT, in this specific case, she is a pretty big bitch.

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hideyoself 4

You should've dick slapped the bitch and make out with another chick, the perfect break-up!

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fricknugget 3

put ur had over her mouth. and pile drive her face xP

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Cass3m0 0

Well, OP. She's clearly a bitch with bad timing. Happy New Year. :D

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wriptidez 0

its ok u will find someone else eventually 

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taniaaaaa 0

OHMYGOODNESS ! :( that's not a very happy start for your new year, love . :( Oh wells, you'll meet someone even better, I'm sure of it 

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DocBastard 38

Sad New Year just doesn't have the same zing.

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