Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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IcyHell 0
happy new year?
mercedes3210 6
new year=new girlfriend!
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Comments (121)
_Effort 0
forget her mate. she wasn't for you.
darazi97 2
who ever does that needs to go to place for crooks and pedophiles. Thats just WRONG
slicedice4 0
that is fuuuuucked
TheMissingPiece 3
That sucks dude. You can find someone better. Someone with good timing lol.
norriex3 0
BURRRNNNNN
FMLEveryday235 4
Ditto.
HansHansen 8
I hope you gave her a massive kick in the ****** after dumping you like that.
WTFmoments75 5
great way to start the year
pancakefever_fml 3
thats sorta sukish. is she a ****?
funny_ppl 6
Hey, at least you have a new year's resolution.
Bea_FaCurtains 17
Should have given her hand a high five and walked away.