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By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 07:50 - Australia - Sydney

Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 29/05/2015 15:05 - Canada - Markham

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2010 20:44 - United States

Today, I was in school and spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her I broke her nose. FML

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By bruh - 28/03/2017 20:00

Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2020 22:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML

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By socialix - 19/04/2015 01:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

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By brycepetrillo - 07/09/2013 16:08 - United States - New Port Richey

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML

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Dragging it out

By Anonymous - 19/02/2021 02:02

Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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IcyHell 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 12:17

happy new year?

mercedes3210 6

Saturday 1 January 2011 12:19

new year=new girlfriend!

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_Effort 0

Monday 3 January 2011 2:58

forget her mate. she wasn't for you.

darazi97 2

Friday 7 January 2011 3:52

who ever does that needs to go to place for crooks and pedophiles. Thats just WRONG

slicedice4 0

Friday 7 January 2011 4:10

that is fuuuuucked

TheMissingPiece 3

Saturday 8 January 2011 3:21

That sucks dude. You can find someone better. Someone with good timing lol.

norriex3 0

Monday 10 January 2011 23:56

BURRRNNNNN

FMLEveryday235 4

Thursday 27 January 2011 1:54

Ditto.

HansHansen 8

Tuesday 1 February 2011 22:17

I hope you gave her a massive kick in the ****** after dumping you like that.

WTFmoments75 5

Sunday 3 July 2011 21:51

great way to start the year

pancakefever_fml 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 8:57

thats sorta sukish. is she a ****?

funny_ppl 6

Monday 3 October 2011 22:22

Hey, at least you have a new year's resolution.

Bea_FaCurtains 17

Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:43

Should have given her hand a high five and walked away.

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