Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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IcyHell 0
happy new year?
mercedes3210 6
new year=new girlfriend!
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Comments (121)
xFalzz 0
She sounds like she isn't worth your time.
Deadmau5_FML 3
Harsh man, just harsh.
Dragons_corner 6
when I click reply or type something of fml on my iPod it freezes for a few seconds here and there. anyone else having this problem?
Dragons_corner 6
grr my Ipod freezes for a few seconds here and there.
Perdition 4
Are you using a 3G or older iPhone (or older generation iPod), with the latest firmware updates? New major updates can cause older devices to lag/not run as well. it could also be the app.
momo1972 3
so she's single now? what's her number?
AZMarine 0
FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!
danishbagel 3
867-5309, Anyone else get that? I'm so damn clever!
AZMarine 0
She probably would have filed sexual harrassment :P
derpherp 0
Sucks :/
davidlime 3
what a bitch . New GF !
btnhdude 0
*snaps finger* NEXT!
owo_fml 9
If he can get one. I mean, it was a bitch move but there has GOT to be a reason he was, at the very least, inferior to some other dude.
notsoluckypup 12
yeah, that's about the lowest thing she can do on her part. you can do better anyways, OP. don't let it bother ya
derpherp 0
LOL, nice furry.
notsoluckypup 12
thanks dude :)
RebeccaP2010 0
Aww.. I'm sorry dear :( not a very memorable night.
attaboy368 20
but it is a memorable night, who forgets an epic dumping like that?
Guyana00 3
LMAO!!!... that can't be the full story op...