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New year, time for a new boyfriend!
if only there was a body part that could get you from point A to point B. ... it's on the tip of my tongue.... your boyfriends an idiot btw, who leaves their girl for a party?? I would have taken you home first.
I'm quite certain you wouldn't expect her to walk home, considering Victoria is over 237,000 square kilometers in area. So I'm assuming the body parts you have in mind are her ****.
I am so pleased that you know that land mass of Victoria, Doc. Very impressive.
deffo time for a new boyfriend
I don't care how drunk you are, that's no excuse to leave your girlfriend at a party. FYL.
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I agree!
That's why you have two legs: so you can walk home. (: happy new years
Man, I don't know how many times I'll have to say this but YDI for dating a douchebag. It's unlikely that he's never done anything like that before or that "it's only when he's drunk".
agreed ^^^^^ I don't know what girls see in jerks
I'm sure if someone get's drunk enough, they'll find a place to sleep with you.
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I'm sure there are lots of other drunk guys who would be happy to ring in the new year with you.
New year, time for a new boyfriend!