By Snails - 12/06/2019 20:00

Today, while at work, I let out a nasty wet fart, thinking no one would hear me since I work in a warehouse. My coworker did hear me, and replied, "WTF? Shots fired! Shots fired!" FML
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Any body function that needs the adjectives "nasty" and/or "wet" as the main descriptors should happen in a bathroom.

You’d be my new favorite coworker as well as the shots fired one. I don’t care how old I get, farts are the best. I have purposely encouraged my husband to eat things that give him gas so I get serenaded by the butt bugle brigade for my own entertainment. I’m a horrible wife.

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Any body function that needs the adjectives "nasty" and/or "wet" as the main descriptors should happen in a bathroom.

Take invasive measures... this is Not a drill! I repeat... This is Not a Drill! :D,

You’d be my new favorite coworker as well as the shots fired one. I don’t care how old I get, farts are the best. I have purposely encouraged my husband to eat things that give him gas so I get serenaded by the butt bugle brigade for my own entertainment. I’m a horrible wife.

I think it was more like "Shits fired!"