By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML
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mercedes3210 6

new year=new girlfriend!

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Inquisitor777 0

I was lucky enough to get that kiss with my gf, fyl op

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floppycow 0

you punched her in the neck right?

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stevenmx86 7

That's pretty funny... She sounds like a sociopath though... And like she plans things out to be dramatic..

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wwerulez14 6

I was thinking the same thing. That's obviously not a spur of the moment, decision. She's obviously been planning that for at least a litte while. And such a messed up thing to do... I say be glad she's gone. Anyone who considers THAT to be a good way to break-up with someone, obviously isn't a person you should date. And Happy New Year.

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stonergirl411 0

call me :) im loads of fun (805) 813-4101

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mandypandypants 4

Should have thrown up on her. You woulda felt a lot better.

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