Well that's not fair of them, they don't even know you.
Sounds awesome to work with them.

Sounds like some awesome and mature awesome people in general. >.>

Earn their respect or fuck them! Who cares.

*raises hand*

I've seen this FML before a loooong time ago, you fail..

OP ifeel for you but give it time

The first day you have to knock out the tougest guy in the office. Or was that just prison?

The place I now work started off that way. I replaced a man who committed suicide. People who missed him took it out on me & I didn't even know about it for half a year. Truly stupid people lacking basic self control.

Good job boss

Good bob joss.

Boob god piss

NO GOD PLEASE!!!! NO!! NO!!! NOOOOO!!! (please get the reference)

The Office

This FML immediately reminded me of Ross in Friends when he becomes the guy in 3B who didn't give money to Howard the Handyman, and becomes immediately hated.

Or, how about the episode where Monica gets a new chef job and replaces a well liked chef(or family member), and then all her co-workers hate her and try to make her quit?

36 wins.

Ah, lucky you. I feel bad for you. FYL.

Your sarcasm is weak, young padawan.

Just do your best and kill them with kindness. They will come around. I just went through the same thing. Bringing a box of doughnuts won't hurt either.

Doughnuts.... *dribbles*

Yep, bribery by way of food is usually a thing.

Oh yes, suck up to them. That'll work.

Good thing. ..... (iPhone error)

you're that guy..

1- work really hard
2- get promoted
3- Fire all of them (Like A Boss)

Sounds like a plan

Yup

Well I guess all you can do is try to be the next well-liked guy then

Blend into the shadows for awhile, and then step into the light and own the stage, with your hardwork, gracefullness and good looks.

Or with doughnuts.

I like the doughnut idea.

That's how Dexter does it.

I'd be careful where I put my lunch if I were you OP