Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML
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Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, I broke up with my psycho girlfriend of one month. She actually expected me to let her keep the vintage car that I've been rebuilding for the past two years, and when I refused, she threatened to burn my garage down with us still in it. FML
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Top comments
BrookieAnn 19
That's going to be an awkward one to explain to her next boyfriend....run forest run!
mbusey 20
Good thing you can still break up with her.
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Comments (156)
tawnii69 6
Well that's going to make it 10x harder!
GarageDragon 22
Overly attached girlfriend. Get out fast. The longer you stay, the more difficult it will be.
_Princess_Peach_ 9
It will only get worse and psycho or not she doesnt deserve to be led on!
Pleonasm 36
Ah yes, tattooing the name of the person you love on yourself. Because ink lasts longer than the average relationship.
djxerxes9000 18
Love lasts forever but tattoos last forever + 6 months
gracehi 33
Doesn't she know that tattooing your lover's name on your body jinx's the relationship. In this case, the results are instant.
DarthVader77 9
Well, perfect timing: she will have something to remember you by ;)
shinedown00 4
Did you break up with her do it fast if not
profoundkisses 18
Oh snap
wanderingshopper 13
It never fails. You tattoo someone's name ANYWHERE on your body they're gonna break up with you. It happens every time. So you were bound to break it off anyway.
chanellgymnast 17
Overly-attached girlfriend, perhaps?