Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, I broke up with my psycho girlfriend of one month. She actually expected me to let her keep the vintage car that I've been rebuilding for the past two years, and when I refused, she threatened to burn my garage down with us still in it. FML
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Top comments
BrookieAnn 19
That's going to be an awkward one to explain to her next boyfriend....run forest run!
mbusey 20
Good thing you can still break up with her.
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Comments (156)
mysterion115 14
boobies
ZombieSazza 34
You need to run as fast as you can. The best way? Dump her, then break off all contact. Change your number, don't answer her calls etc, it'll be hard but you have to act like she doesn't exist, it's the only way she'll get it. Sorry man, we're not all crazy bitches. Good luck!
ZombieSazza 34
#107, what if she loves him, but he doesn't love her? He shouldn't stay with her because he feels sorry for her for being psychotic, he shouldn't stay with her if he doesn't love her, it's not healthy for either of them. He needs to leave, for his own mental health and well-being.
iammeorami 25
She must really like you
Kk_Waylen24 21
Hahaha man oh man. Awkward!
Twisted_Angel 17
Run... run fast, and far...
pedinhuh 23
Damn, you are f*cked for life if you stay with her, run like **** OP, run, just RUN!!!!
CanadianCutie22 16
just when you thought she couldn't get any more physco.....
theredman 5
dude you need to get the hell outta their. change you name hair color change states and never look back
ni0ve 9
I have an idea but u will need a rock solid alibi...