Miscellaneous: Today, I wanted to go clubbing with my friends. I started drinking...

By constantine - 29/08/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, I wanted to go clubbing with my friends. I started drinking at home to save on the price of drinks, instead I fell asleep on my couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 19:03 - Canada

Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML

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Waste moment

By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We decided then to come home and planned an intimate moment. I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I fell asleep right before we started. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2015 08:10 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2016 08:25

Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML

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Can't handle it

By Anonymous - 20/01/2021 14:01 - Germany

Today, I feel hung over. Don’t feel up to anything except slouching on the sofa, nursing my headache. Must have been one hell of a party, lots of booze, right? Actually, all I did was go to bed at 11:30 last night, instead of my usual 8.30. FML

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Party hard

By Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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By THOMASisMYname - 06/07/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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Wild

By Anonymous - 25/01/2022 08:01

Today, I intended to get home early. Instead, I got too drunk, threw up, fell asleep on the train, and had to pay a $120 for a taxi fare. Happy 30th birthday to me, I guess. FML

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Sunday 29 August 2010 12:11

lol, you don't HAVE to drink to go clubbing.

DivineGarden 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 14:57

ydi for wanting to club baby seals

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gumzy 6

Sunday 29 August 2010 12:42

u sound like a bum asshole! :)

JessAmmyy_ 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 12:48

were you gunna bangg doeee?

molil_4810 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 13:24

13&18 just get to the club drunk and pass out b4 midnight oh and it still costs money to but normal alcohol!

tunegzy 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 14:08

I clicked ydi after seeing drinking....

Action_Bastard 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 14:31

Pregame Fail.

DivineGarden 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 14:57

ydi for wanting to club baby seals

CloudEnvy 17

Sunday 29 August 2010 15:30

Those poor poor seals.. YDI X2.

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Thursday 2 September 2010 8:38

you mean navy seals

PplMakeMistakes 2

Sunday 29 August 2010 15:02

loooollll !! you saved for your while night! way to go :))

Xupz_fml 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 15:13

Loool! I never did that! Nice one!

Rico255 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 15:20

fyl indeed. try hitting up AA sometime. if ur passing out while getting shit faced alone at ur own house u got problems

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Thursday 2 September 2010 8:40

because passing out while getting shit-faced at a club is absolutely sane and nothing to worry about? yeah right

dbounds 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 15:25

geez how much did you drink? I hope you weren't going to be the " I drive better when I'm drunk" driver :(

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