By constantine - 29/08/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, I wanted to go clubbing with my friends. I started drinking at home to save on the price of drinks, instead I fell asleep on my couch. FML
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iSometimes 5

lol, you don't HAVE to drink to go clubbing.

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pseudonomous 0

Haha!! Your like Wallace Wells from Scott Pilgrim! In one of the books, Hes gonna go dancing with friends, and he pre-drinks so much, he passes out! Still, sad though.

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kare_bear88 0

To the people who are getting their panties in a twist over drunk driving, did you consider for a minute that maybe he's not from some po-dunk small town. In NYC, few people drive anywhere. We just fill up bottles of "orange juice" and get on the train. Anyway, OP, don't feel too bad, I've done that many times. I've even fallen asleep AT parties. I like a catnap in between my drinking, then I wake up good as new and ready to raise hell!

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TashaLenaKitty 0

Looks like you know how to party hard ;)

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brookeface93 0

Take the stick out of your ass #51. I bet you don't even know what it's like to have fun. (Yes, I am deliberately ignoring the "speak your mind, but please try and be respectful" thing.)

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UpYoursInAdvance 0

Dog that's rule #1 You ******* idiot YDI

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

you made up rules about getting drunk? that's.. pretty weak

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doidazzleu11 0

it called just bring the drinks and drink there

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stevenmx86 7

Thats what you get for being an alcoholic....

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