Today, I spent 3 hours trying to close a simple $400 deal with...

By canabana - 11/4/2009 08:42 - Canada

Today, I spent 3 hours trying to close a simple $400 deal with a homeowner. He spent 3 hours telling me about his life story including his marital problems, his philosophical views of the world, AND he read me 20 pages of haiku poems. Only 3 hours later did he tell me he couldn't accept my deal. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By John_Failer | 0

#102739 - Saturday 11 April 2009 20:17

"All these dumb haikus.
Would you just accept my deal?
Oh hell, fuck my life."

By Chunchunchun | 3

#685491 - Monday 23 November 2009 23:06

Your haiku comment
Made me nod approvingly
Well done to you sir.

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By fatalscape | 0

#102614 - Saturday 11 April 2009 19:54

LOL. wow. people like that are annoying as hell. when you think youre building a rapport with your customers they just let you know they were wasting time that you cant get back. i couldnt count the hours of my life i wish i could get back due to people like them.

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By lame16 | 0

#102639 - Saturday 11 April 2009 20:01

..that sucks..

By serious1y | 0

#102671 - Saturday 11 April 2009 20:04

sucks

By p89hg69 | 0

#102681 - Saturday 11 April 2009 20:17

guess he's pretty lonely

By Cluztycutie0728 | 0

#102684 - Saturday 11 April 2009 20:01

Haha!! FIRST!

I WOULD KICK THAT GUYS ASS!!! You must have a ton a pateints

By basketballbabee | 0

#102688 - Saturday 11 April 2009 20:01

Ouch, man that sucks!

By John_Failer | 0

#102739 - Saturday 11 April 2009 20:17

"All these dumb haikus.
Would you just accept my deal?
Oh hell, fuck my life."

Chunchunchun | 3

#685491 - Monday 23 November 2009 23:06

Your haiku comment
Made me nod approvingly
Well done to you sir.

By Callyn | 47

#102741 - Saturday 11 April 2009 20:18

That blows. You should've refused to talk about anything but business.

By John_Failer | 0

#102751 - Saturday 11 April 2009 20:20

"all these dumb stories.
would you just accept my deal?
You douche. Fuck my life."

By ohshitcock | 0

#102759 - Saturday 11 April 2009 20:24

I hate sad and lonely people who need to tell you all of their life problems right after first meeting them. I'm a bartender and those kinds of patrons are the worst tippers.