By canabana - 11/04/2009 08:42 - Canada

Today, I spent 3 hours trying to close a simple $400 deal with a homeowner. He spent 3 hours telling me about his life story including his marital problems, his philosophical views of the world, AND he read me 20 pages of haiku poems. Only 3 hours later did he tell me he couldn't accept my deal. FML
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John_Failer 0
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"All these dumb haikus. Would you just accept my deal? Oh hell, fuck my life."

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p89hg69 0
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guess he's pretty lonely

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fatalscape 0

LOL. wow. people like that are annoying as hell. when you think youre building a rapport with your customers they just let you know they were wasting time that you cant get back. i couldnt count the hours of my life i wish i could get back due to people like them. facebookthis.mybrute.com

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lame16 0
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..that sucks..

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p89hg69 0
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guess he's pretty lonely

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Cluztycutie0728 0

Haha!! FIRST! I WOULD KICK THAT GUYS ASS!!! You must have a ton a pateints

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basketballbabee 0

Ouch, man that sucks!

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John_Failer 0
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"All these dumb haikus. Would you just accept my deal? Oh hell, fuck my life."

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Chunchunchun 3
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Your haiku comment Made me nod approvingly Well done to you sir.

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Callyn 47
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That blows. You should've refused to talk about anything but business.

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John_Failer 0
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"all these dumb stories. would you just accept my deal? You douche. Fuck my life."

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ohshitcock 0

I hate sad and lonely people who need to tell you all of their life problems right after first meeting them. I'm a bartender and those kinds of patrons are the worst tippers.

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