Love, Alcohol, Drunk and Break-ups: Play it safe

Play it safe

By Anonymous - 18/04/2022 08:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, my girlfriend of three years dumped me because my refusal to go out drinking or get wasted at parties with her makes me "too boring". Thing is, I'm a recovering alcoholic. I'm over one year sober and I don't want to risk relapsing again, yet she expects me to choose between my health and her idea of fun. FML

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You deserved it 169

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By sober - 10/07/2012 03:40 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was going to stop drinking, since I have been having some problems with alcohol and some of my relatives are alcoholics. He later broke up with me, saying he couldn't be with someone who "chose to be boring." FML

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You deserved it 3 425

By wmhh26 - 14/07/2019 00:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I've been "spending too much time at the bar." I've been sober for 2 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 848

You deserved it 145

Twist in my sobriety

By Anonymous - 10/06/2022 20:00 - United States

Today, my group of friends officially cut ties with me. According to them, my girlfriend "has me whipped" and made me "boring", all because she helped me break free from my alcoholism and finally get sober (two years and eight months running). They told me to call them when I'm "ready to be fun again". FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 904

You deserved it 188

Major red traffic light

By Anonymous - 29/11/2024 15:00 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, my long distance girlfriend of almost two years broke up with me because I didn't like her drinking and driving. Her reasoning was, "I don't go out that often so what's the problem?" or "I'm safe when I drive drunk." Yeah? How many drunk drivers thought the same then wrapped their car around a tree? FML

I agree, your life sucks 513

You deserved it 99

By ApparentlyIFail - 20/11/2009 09:30 - France

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me so she could "let her life flow in the direction she wants." Apparently that includes smoking, stealing and making out with other girls at parties. The best part? She wants to get back together "after she matures and gets it out of her system." FML

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You deserved it 3 233

I need one

By j…… - 14/08/2011 03:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML

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You deserved it 56 934

I'm too old for this

By anon - 08/06/2022 22:00

Today, my parents lectured me about how my girlfriend will ruin my life, because she's a single mom, a recovering alcoholic, and has chronic health issues. Apparently, I should be with their friend's rude, trashy daughter, who can't keep a job, and goes on a drunken, drug-fueled bender every other week. I'm 31. FML

I agree, your life sucks 942

You deserved it 180

Boozehounds

By Anonymous - 28/01/2021 17:01

Today, my fiancé refused to talk to me because I'm "an alcoholic". I only started drinking like this after we moved in together and he brought me alcohol every day, because he's an alcoholic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 738

You deserved it 358

By drunkluv - 12/04/2011 02:58 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend openly admitted to me that she wouldn't have gone out with me if she hadn't been drunk. FML

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You deserved it 4 186

Driven to drink

By Anonymous - 23/07/2023 15:00

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying to dispose of several empty alcohol bottles, leading to a discussion how dating me and putting up with my insanity has given him a drinking problem just so he can get through the day. Me catching him seemed to be the wake up call he needed, because he dumped me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 353

You deserved it 880

Crowned Sataness 12

Monday 18 April 2022 15:30

It hurts now, but she did you a favor. She doesn't care about your best interests and won't join you in sobriety. If you're strong enough to get sober while still with an alcoholic, something tells me you'll be just fine

mike3775 35

Monday 18 April 2022 15:21

I’ve been there. It’s been 25 years for me. Her true feelings were shown. Keep going on the soberness, I know it’s hard, but it is manageable.

Comments

Rozay333 36

Monday 18 April 2022 14:17

I know it’s easier said than done but she obviously finest have your best interest at heart. Probably time to find a new gf. Or just focus on yourself, good luck dude.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Monday 18 April 2022 14:22

Thing is if she's been with you for 3 years and you've only been sober for one, she's seen you at your worst. Why the hell would she want that to be a thing again?

poopface82 19

Monday 18 April 2022 15:21

Maybe she liked him better drunk, or maybe she’s threatened by his self-improvement. Partners who are saboteurs are the worst.

mike3775 35

Monday 18 April 2022 15:21

I’ve been there. It’s been 25 years for me. Her true feelings were shown. Keep going on the soberness, I know it’s hard, but it is manageable.

xxWTFxx1981 23

Monday 18 April 2022 15:22

She is obviously not the one. I would move on I am sure you can find someone that will be considerate of your needs.

Crowned Sataness 12

Monday 18 April 2022 15:30

Jennij717 4

Monday 18 April 2022 15:38

Sounds like she has the problem. You're better off without that kind of toxicity.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 18 April 2022 17:38

I don't know about this, but where the hell is Morganville? Two FMLs in a row about drunken debauchery in Morganville! I gotta make a road trip because I'm "too boring" right now.

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Tuesday 19 April 2022 1:18

You’re better off without a toxic person like that in your life.

kitten79TX 5

Tuesday 19 April 2022 16:23

It's good that she dumped you. She's clearly a very selfish person. Congrats on being sober!!! That's awesome. I hope you find someone who is kind, compassionate, and supportive.