By downgirl - 04/11/2015 06:02 - United States - Norman

Today, I saw the pumpkin I had put out for Halloween was starting to get mushy. I went to put it in a trash bag when it slipped out of my hands and burst over my knee. My dog heard the noise, ran into the kitchen and attacked me out of panic. FML
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MegasaurusRex89 28

I feel like its probably a chihuahua or other small breed. They tend to attack when they panic more than larger breeds. Sounds like you have some training to do either way.

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Kiernan151 25

I feel like if you're dog attacks you over a pumpkin breaking over you're knee, you didn't train it very well. So I don't have sympathy because a good dog that's trained right won't attack you.

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Tripartita 44

*clears throat* Today, I saw the pumpkin I had put out for Halloween was starting to get mushy. I went to put it in a trash bag when it slipped out of my hands and burst over my knee. My dog heard the noise, ran into the kitchen and attacked me out of panic. FML

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Lalala579121 27

21, If a donkey was able to comment in FML I'd think it would be a very intelligent one.

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Kiernan151 25

I feel like if you're dog attacks you over a pumpkin breaking over you're knee, you didn't train it very well. So I don't have sympathy because a good dog that's trained right won't attack you.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Maybe it was trying to defend OP by killing the smushy orange beast.

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anythingrandom 23

dogs trained/untrained don't attack owners, it must have been trying to remove her from the scene.

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D_as_h 19

maybe op recently adopted the dog and is still training them. even if not, op still doesn't deserve to get attacked by a dog.

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Kiernan151 25

Dang 15 and I'm usually really good with grammar! And to everyone else, I suppose they could still be training it, but even an untrained dog shouldn't attack the owner. And I kinda doubt the dog would be trying to get op out of the scene, with all of my dogs they would have attacked the remains of the pumpkin. Although I could be wrong, I'm not a dog phycologist

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oyeh 19

Well, at least your dog is protective enough, you can sleep safe at night. Just train him not to panic at every loud noise in the house.

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Kiernan151 25

It's probably not very protective if the owner is the one attacked, that sounds more like aggression to me.

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oyeh 19

I wouldn't know, never owned a dog in my life. Guess I thought wrong.

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kotajohn63 11

I wouldn't have a dog that would attack me because it was panicking. I would get rid of it but that's just me.

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I_own_a_dog 11

Is that how you deal with the rest of your problems? Just out of curiosity.. If your child misbehaved do you just get rid of it? If you the owner/trainer can't be responsible for something you took upon yourself to watch over and love you shouldn't have gotten it in the first place.. That just applies overall in life; perhaps I'm over reacting to your statement but that's what I got from it.

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clintml11 13

Sorry OP, that must have created a real mess! On a side note, dogs are great companions and can be great for protection too- maybe you should look into some training classes.

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MegasaurusRex89 28

I feel like its probably a chihuahua or other small breed. They tend to attack when they panic more than larger breeds. Sounds like you have some training to do either way.

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jadenjacksonm 14

I agree chihuahuas are very aggressive when they feel threatened.

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Levvy 22

I think you generally want a guard dog to attack people BESIDES you when there's trouble. Unless you like to play life on hard mode.

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yes31601 16

Why would you bring the mushy pumpkin inside instead of bringing a trash bag outside?

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Feklfekl2222 32

It's possible the pumpkin was out the front and the only way to get to the back bin is through the house, or some similar scenario

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

A dog shouldn't be panicking over a sound like that, not to the extent that it attacks it's owner. Sounds like you and your dog really need some training courses.

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