Miscellaneous: Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd...

By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 21:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML

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You deserved it 7 397

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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 050

You deserved it 7 456

Hold the line

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 08:02

Today, I discovered that my work's new phone system automatically takes people off hold the very second you pick up the phone. I discovered this after picking up the phone and complaining to my workmates about the annoying customer I had on the line for a full minute, all while he listened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 534

You deserved it 2 611

Classic switcheroo

By Anonymous - 05/01/2021 11:01

Today, I had a movie date planned with a guy. After a polite exchange, we were interrupted by a phone call from his colleague saying they had an emergency that needed his attention. He excused himself to take the call, telling me he wouldn't be long. He drove off and blocked my number the moment he stepped out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 196

You deserved it 145

By chiclet - 02/06/2010 02:34 - France

Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 208

You deserved it 4 474

By Broguy - 06/07/2011 02:20 - Canada

Today, I called my phone company to get some answers about my phone bill. I was okay with being put on hold. In fact, I was on hold for so long, that the music stopped playing. When someone finally answered they told me to call back tomorrow. All my phones disconnected an hour later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 165

You deserved it 2 954

By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 21:06 - United States

Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML

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You deserved it 8 736

Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 28/10/2022 16:00

Today, I had a phone call from a company I was applying to. It was going really well, until the call ended. Now since I'm so used to calling my girlfriend, I ended the call with, "Love you, bye." And if things couldn't get any worse, I started swearing to myself. The recruitment officer heard me. I forgot to hang up. FML

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You deserved it 869

Thanks dad…

By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 20:27 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 645

You deserved it 2 608

Slipping

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 20:01

Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 312

You deserved it 1 037

I'm not your real mom

By Phillip - 24/10/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was talking to my boss when I let slip, "Love you, bye," at the end of a phone call out of habit. We both paused, and then he hung up without saying a word. FML

I agree, your life sucks 280

You deserved it 181

InBetweenDreams 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:04

Wouldn't you hear the disconnect tone after he hung up? Maybe he just had a really long call?

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:05

Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh stop telephonin' me.

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springer937 13

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:03

Jeez that sucks

caelrion 1

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:06

I was on the phone to a guy.

Selena_is_back 7

Tuesday 8 February 2011 2:21

haha hdkfkgbf funny.

DahkLohd 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 2:55

Yes, that does suck. OP, it looks like you have two options. Either A) Stop sucking, or B) Start sucking

GunReaper 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 8:22

maybe you were on hold. he just forgot. then hung up. I do it all the time!

Selena_is_back 7

Tuesday 8 February 2011 11:19

Yes it is me... I think. I took a long-term vacation from FML.

Doortje 29

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:02

Vacations are awesome, go take another one.

Aakash04 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:04

call me then ?

Mervin22 6

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:07

How about no?

kibbleskid911 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:33

win

omfgTACOsYeSs 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 4:11

I like your ears bro.

piiing 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 4:24

what's your # 3?

brandikinz 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 4:52

WE GOT A RAPIST UP IN HERE #64.

piiing 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 6:00

lol I'm just takin him up on his offer ;]

dwdrummerpro 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 7:24

taking people's offers up on the world wide web is considered being a rapist. haha just sayin'

Suchagoonnn 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 8:11

someones gonna rape your little virgin asshole someday if you keep making offers like that

Vivera93 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 8:43

yo guys call me 1-800-310-1010

iFacade 5

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:04

end him

SulfurPlague 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 8:07

win

InBetweenDreams 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:04

Wouldn't you hear the disconnect tone after he hung up? Maybe he just had a really long call?

IHeartJimi02 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 5:25

That's what I was thinking. Usually after someone hangs up if it has been a while you would hear the dial tone or something.

piiing 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 6:02

it was probably a cell phone- no dial tone

kcnutt10 1

Tuesday 8 February 2011 7:04

But with a cell phone, if one hangs up, the other cell automatically disconnects, right?

sweet_candy_ 17

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:05

Better late than never :)

bentleyGCspeed 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:39

Your dad was late pulling out

Mervin22 6

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:05

Call him back and tell him off!

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:05

Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh stop telephonin' me.

mariluvs 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 3:14

jaja lmao

VianaJ_Garcia 14

Tuesday 8 February 2011 3:19

I feel sorry for you.

brian666 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:06

You deserved it. Hitting on coworkers almost never ends well.

bmiller2047 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:07

thats sad, and how rude of him...

shaytards_fml 9

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:08

why would you even wait 15 minutes?

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You deserved it 4 583

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Same thing different taste

Hold the line

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Thanks dad…

Slipping

I'm not your real mom

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