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By Boyufd - 27/10/2020 11:01

Today, I walked out the bathroom and saw my girlfriend peeing in a mug. She said that's the mug she uses when she can't hold it anymore. That's the mug I put my coffee in every morning. FML
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coius 23

Better luck than me. My wife took a pregnancy test in one of mine and set it next to my coffee mug. I ended up drinking her pee not realizing she did it. I think i vomited for 4 hours straight. From just one sip.

tounces7 27

Guess you shouldn't spend so damn long in the bathroom then.

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🎶The best part of waking up Is urine in your cup! 🎵

how long were you in the bathroom?

She is trying to tell you that you're hogging the bathroom.

coius 23

Better luck than me. My wife took a pregnancy test in one of mine and set it next to my coffee mug. I ended up drinking her pee not realizing she did it. I think i vomited for 4 hours straight. From just one sip.

Pee is sterile if that makes you feel better

BatCatTaco 11

No, no it is NOT....

Sady_Ct 37

Only when it first comes out, the moment it touches anything it picks up the bacteria and germs.

coius 23

It tastes so nasty and it will make your stomach wretch. Should I add she had a UTI at the time too? Because she did!

tounces7 27

Guess you shouldn't spend so damn long in the bathroom then.

diraven 15

Ask her for cream and sugar

urine is sterile. rinse it out, fill with coffee and drink it while you put your big boy panties on. sheesh!!