By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 12:22 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, I went to a garden party my friend had invited me to. I soon discovered they had seriously downplayed the formality of the event, as I noticed trays of fancy hors d'oeuvres and glasses of champagne lined up on the table. I showed up with Kool Aid and Ritz crackers. FML
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I bet those are some damn good ritz crackers though

look on the bright side now if the snacks run out you guys have crackers and kool aid

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look on the bright side now if the snacks run out you guys have crackers and kool aid

Hell, I'd consume the crackers and Koolaid first. That shit is delicious.

I'm more concerned as to where OP got Kool-aid from, I don't think I've ever seen it sold in the UK. However OP is from Slough so probably one of the shops that has cheap stuff from everywhere...

#64 Actually there's sweet shops that stock American sweets (and sachets of Kool-Aid mix) in many places in the UK and Ireland (Mr. Simms is an example of this)

Tescos also has an American sweets aisle now too.

I bet those are some damn good ritz crackers though

FYL. They should've been truthful to you about how formal it was. Hopefully you were not made fun of for showing up like that.

Well it doesn't hurt if the person asked. I normally do when I am unsure.

I agree with you but it still would have been nice if they told the OP.

They really should have told you

What were you wearing?

You sound hideous.

Well I'm a guy, so...

who is it. its Jake.. from state farm.

Ritz a la Kool Aid, anyone?

Stand up and yell 'fellas, knock off this high society crap and let's all get trashed on kool aid and crackers'

Who doesn't enjoy kool-aid? You should've just said you weren't planning on having any alcohol so you brought a non-alcoholic alternative

Ha! good one

Sounds like she might need some alcohol after this experience though.

You're gonna be the highlight of the party! I'd pick kool-aid over champagne any day.

#9 the only champagne I've ever had was risk shoot. kool-aid all day every day.

The foods are pretty sorry for how much they cost, too. Take Caviar. It's an acquired taste, yet its price suggests that it's some sort of delicacy. If I wanted something tasty, I'd just drop by the closest fast food place. Then again, I never really had any sense of class to begin with.

Hey! At least you tried, right?