By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 12:22 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, I went to a garden party my friend had invited me to. I soon discovered they had seriously downplayed the formality of the event, as I noticed trays of fancy hors d'oeuvres and glasses of champagne lined up on the table. I showed up with Kool Aid and Ritz crackers. FML
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TheRugMan 17
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I bet those are some damn good ritz crackers though

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roydashious 11
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look on the bright side now if the snacks run out you guys have crackers and kool aid

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roydashious 11
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look on the bright side now if the snacks run out you guys have crackers and kool aid

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ApollosMyth 22

Hell, I'd consume the crackers and Koolaid first. That shit is delicious.

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Mauskau 35
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I'm more concerned as to where OP got Kool-aid from, I don't think I've ever seen it sold in the UK. However OP is from Slough so probably one of the shops that has cheap stuff from everywhere...

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IronMan_Mk43 20
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#64 Actually there's sweet shops that stock American sweets (and sachets of Kool-Aid mix) in many places in the UK and Ireland (Mr. Simms is an example of this)

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Jowisee 29
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Tescos also has an American sweets aisle now too.

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TheRugMan 17
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I bet those are some damn good ritz crackers though

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Michaelaarnett 22

FYL. They should've been truthful to you about how formal it was. Hopefully you were not made fun of for showing up like that.

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iRambo 12
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Well it doesn't hurt if the person asked. I normally do when I am unsure.

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Michaelaarnett 22

I agree with you but it still would have been nice if they told the OP.

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SoulEaterSE 23
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They really should have told you

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i_wuz_nver_here 31
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What were you wearing?

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29
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You sound hideous.

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Pacers13 11
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Well I'm a guy, so...

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SubparAtBest 23
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who is it. its Jake.. from state farm.

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Attacksloth 33

Ritz a la Kool Aid, anyone?

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1dvs_bstd 41

Stand up and yell 'fellas, knock off this high society crap and let's all get trashed on kool aid and crackers'

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cksmith51 14
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Who doesn't enjoy kool-aid? You should've just said you weren't planning on having any alcohol so you brought a non-alcoholic alternative

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MomGirl 13
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Ha! good one

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r83839 22

Sounds like she might need some alcohol after this experience though.

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kyuubi1 14
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You're gonna be the highlight of the party! I'd pick kool-aid over champagne any day.

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snipesrock 9
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#9 the only champagne I've ever had was risk shoot. kool-aid all day every day.

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SkylineFTW97 25
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The foods are pretty sorry for how much they cost, too. Take Caviar. It's an acquired taste, yet its price suggests that it's some sort of delicacy. If I wanted something tasty, I'd just drop by the closest fast food place. Then again, I never really had any sense of class to begin with.

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MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21
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Hey! At least you tried, right?

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