Today, I walked into a room, where a guy was violently picking his nose. He kept picking. A very pretty girl walked in after me, and he immediately stopped and sat up straight. Apparently, I'm too ugly to motivate strangers to stop excavating their nasal cavities. FML
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Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, I was walking in the park when I saw an attractive girl walking nearby. I approached her to strike up a conversation when suddenly a large fly invaded my left nostril, and became lodged inside. After picking out the bloody fly pieces, I looked up to see the girl walking away, gagging. FML
Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, while I was walking along the sidewalk, someone passed by and said, "Tuck that nose in." FML
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ViolentBears 0
I think he was trying to say that if you were a booger, he'd pick you. He didn't want that girl see him confess his undying love for you.
PrittyinPit 0
It's okay OP! You shouldn't feel bad when someone who is PICKING their nose doesn't find you attractive. The feeling should be mutual. :D
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Comments (138)
Nymphanora 0
I really don't think it should bother you that someone who picks their nose doesn't appear to be "into you"..
guppy40000 0
let the hot girls date the nasty guys. Leaving the good shit for us average chicks.
Beowulf209 5
ain't nothing wrong with average ladies.
PassTheDutch 0
I'm very sorry.
soapiemonster 0
well damn.
joe99 0
God u must be ugly
clarissa_Gyall 0
that's aight!! just do the pretty girl rock like me!!! lol but seriously he was just being a jerk. foegetta bout it :D PEACE!!
RedPillSucks 33
no, no, no! You're suppose to pick their nose seductively....
MasterE56 4
thanks for stating the obvious..
silver_85 0
isn't that a good thing? so now you know not to shake his hand, while the so called "pretty" one could potentially get a handful of booger! how doesn't this work in your favor? would you rather people like that notice you?
cocoapebbles 0
That was the beginning of his mating ritual. Much like how a peacock spreads it's feathers he was spreading his nostril for you.