By Anonymous - 23/03/2015 23:08 - United States - Sherwood

Today, I had to sit in a three-seat truck between my dad and his best friend on a 4-hour trip to Detroit. It was great, besides their incessant crude jokes and stories, including chafing ball sacks, and naming their new radio station, "Chicks With Dicks Radio." FML
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_kyleG_ 34

I mean at least you're going somewhere ni... Yeah, uh, sorry OP.

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ModernZelda 19

Might want to invest in some nice noise-cancelling headphones for the next road trip.

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WhoopteDo 26

No phone or iPod to listen to music with? I'm so sorry you had to sit through that... Good luck getting home..

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JazzHandsFML 28

I say sit in the bed of the truck. you can't hear them over Wind and you have a higher chance of dying, the only way to get the ball chafing stories out.

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FluffyPandas156 13

Well at least least she knows there's a an upcoming new radio station to listen to (sarcasm)

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dragonkisses28 25

In most states, riding in the back of an unenclosed pickup truck is illegal. Go for the noise canceling headphones, OP. I got my son some for Christmas, and now nine times out of ten, he doesn't hear me talking to him even if I'm right behind him. Get your dad and his friend some bag balm. Stories of chafing balls will be a thing of the past. :)

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ModernZelda 19

Might want to invest in some nice noise-cancelling headphones for the next road trip.

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Kielnmsoftly 26

I suggest Beats. Can't hear shit through mine!

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paravoz 30

I'm not sure there would be a next one after this...

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Skinyrd 17

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FluffyPandas156 13

#26 I don't know, I think it's the language most people now use to sound cool.

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Skinyrd 17

It's my term for gay people. Or if you don't get that one, those two sound like a couple a fairy ****** faggots.

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Steffi3 40

I hope your trip back is better

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ironmany_fml 23

next time let your dad and his best friend sit together while you enjoy the view from the window.

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gintwinsmoore 20

Your dad and his friend like listening to Chicks with Dicks radio? I see why you're anonymous. lol

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_kyleG_ 34

I mean at least you're going somewhere ni... Yeah, uh, sorry OP.

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abNormal62 23

Offer them talcum powder for the chaffing?

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