anonymous
Today, while I was walking along the sidewalk, someone passed by and said, "Tuck that nose in." FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
MyCarHasBluetooth
Doncaster, United Kingdom
Mind your own business
Today, while I was driving, a pedestrian gesticulated wildly at me for being on my phone. I was just tucking my hair behind my ear. FML
Rizma
Grâces, France
Today, I went off for a jog. Outside, I saw my really cute neighbour, so in an effort to appear fit, I accelerated and kept my head up. As I got close, I smiled at him, just as a huge fly flew right up my nose. FML
Anonymous
Ebersbach, Germany
Do as I say…
Today, I was admonished by a supermarket cashier because my mask had slipped below my nose. So had hers, actually. FML
british_babe
London, United Kingdom
Uggos R us
Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
crazyautio
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Seasonal
Today, while at work, a lady with a mustache came in and told me she was lost. I was happy to help, but could not stop rubbing my nose due to allergies. As she left, she said, "I know I have a mustache you little ass" and stormed out. FML
notafatlump
Today, I was walking home from the gym. I was thinking about how proud of myself I was for losing 34 pounds when someone yelled from a car window, "Look at that fat lump!" FML
uggo
United States
Today, I walked into a room, where a guy was violently picking his nose. He kept picking. A very pretty girl walked in after me, and he immediately stopped and sat up straight. Apparently, I'm too ugly to motivate strangers to stop excavating their nasal cavities. FML
Noname
United States
You, yes you!
Today, I was walking down the street when I passed a construction site. All of the workers started making a fuss and whistling, etc. Naturally, I got very flustered. I stood still for a second and faced them. One yelled for me to move because I was in the way of a girl at a stop light. FML
Marc
United States
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
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INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
I'm not even sure what this means but I found it hilarious!
Jeremy Strang 7
...good? Or maybe bad? Or meaningless. Going with that one.
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Jeremy Strang 7
...good? Or maybe bad? Or meaningless. Going with that one.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
I'm not even sure what this means but I found it hilarious!
abfab5300 13
I sincerely hope that wasn’t meant as an anti-Semitic or anti-Arab remark. If so, please stay proud, bigotry never wins.
BloodyButUnbowed 32
If that was a random act of weirdness, it's actually pretty funny. On the other hand, if you happen to have a large nose and this was a crack about your appearance ... yeah, that's mean, and F your L.