the umbrella thing is actually kinda cute, i think.

wait, you were walking around holding an open umbrella over your head? or dragging an open umbrella? open umbrella's are pretty....cumbersome, you didn't notice?

i love this one! something i could almost see myself do.. almost lol. made me smile though.

That's not too bad. It's not like you're umbrella was open while you walked under a ladder with black cats crossing your path, and you knocked over some glass object, breaking it.

I've done a few things like that. Chances are, most people either think it's cute, or they don't mind at all. Don't worry too much about it.

If this story is true, you should be banned from Earth

Don't feel embarrassed. You must of looked cute. :-)

i think that has happened to all of us at some point. like when you forget to take your sunnies off inside, or when you havent noticed its stopped raining and the sun is shining. just laugh it off like the rest of us

Looks like you brought yourself some bad luck there :P but hey, I've done worse.

thats funny and actually believable :) i could so see myself doing that