Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML
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zombicidal
| 11
so you took a drill to the uvula
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DocBastard
| 38
The dentist had his "tool" in your mouth? I've never heard of fellatio being referred to as a "root canal" before.
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nofearjenshere
| 12
Ouch..
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MonsterCommenter
| 4
I hate first comments like yours. -.-
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dirtroadboy
| 7
hoping that one didnt result in stitiches.
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peachesncreem
| 21
I felt a tingle of pain when I read this. Sorry you had to exerpience that OP.
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LightningCactus
| 12
I think the FML explains that it hurt, I'm not entirely sure, but I think that's correct
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Icecream93
| 4
#14 he's another rush to be first
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FirstTigerHobbes
| 13
Oh fuck that must've hurt!
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gloopyone
| 4
Now, you think that would have felt good?
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GoW_Chick
| 14
If he has the right medication they wouldn't even care, and the dentist kinda owes OP, so he should take out his pad and get to scribbling.
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FirstTigerHobbes
| 13
41- it might if you have a fetish for sneezing while getting a root canal?
Though, that's pretty be messed.
Though, that's pretty be messed.
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zombicidal
| 11
so you took a drill to the uvula
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ladyangel52
| 11
hahaha nice one. "I used to eat lemons but then I took a drill to the uvula"
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_BradyBunch_
| 7
29, what's that even supposed to mean?
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gloopyone
| 4
Every villain is lemons.
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zombicidal
| 11
Cave Johnson burned my house down with lemons
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
_BradyBunch_, either #29 is making an obscure Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann (anime) reference, or it made another tasteless "...took an arrow to the knee" related meme.
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Daiyuki
| 5
I thought it was funny. You try and make a good uvula joke, a lot of people don't even know what that is,
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
I can't do uvula jokes. Whenever I do, it forces people to activate their gag reflex and blames me for the mess.
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Rachaelc23
| 8
They don't use a drill for a root canal. It's a bunch of these wall tac looking things that are shaped like screws. Nice try though.
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unagi_fml
| 9
These "wall tacks" you speak of are called "endo files". And yes, they can be attached to a specific handpiece to rotate the file (drilling).
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DingoCJ
| 15
Ouch..
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lionandthelamb61
| 9
Congratulations! You've managed to post the most useless comment possible (aside from submitting a blank page), with the added perk of being unoriginal to boot! How do you feel?
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piccalo
| 4
ouch...
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KaanTech
| 0
Ouch....
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arian1026
| 2
Ouch...
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MonsterCommenter
| 4
It could had been much worse. As long as he didnt leave a gash on your gums or anything, I'd say you were very lucky. But, FYL regardless.
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chellynn
| 6
Dang that's just awful!
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kooochris1995
| 14
Really? What made you think that?
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
| 8
Geez, never heard of someone needing surgery after coming from the dentist :/
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GovernorGeneral
| 8
Someone shoulda grabbed your nose xD
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DocBastard
| 38
The dentist had his "tool" in your mouth? I've never heard of fellatio being referred to as a "root canal" before.
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Razzle_Dazzle_5
| 11
According to this FML there were multiple tools in his mouth. LOL!
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McMan
| 23
I guess you could say...
( •_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
The dentist was really drilling them.
(⌐■_■)
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
( •_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
The dentist was really drilling them.
(⌐■_■)
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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nic7973
| 23
wtf is the graphic???
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Razzle_Dazzle_5
| 11
35 it seems to be some sort of mathematical equation.
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nic7973
| 23
no idea mate, i got nothin'
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lexa1love
| 16
I think he's trying for *puts on sunglasses* :)
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Daiyuki
| 5
•That's actually an awesome graphic for a guy putting sunglasses on. How the hell did you get those black squares? ( • ~ • )
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McMan
| 23
@57 alt codes, hold alt then press 254 on num pad.
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Furrywhiplash
| 14
Stop talking about fucking alt codes and go back to talking about fellatio, dammit!!!
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MatheusRajuidas
| 5
Okay geez. Anyway, fuck the dentists life too, having your pride bitten doesn't feel all nice either.
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Razzle_Dazzle_5
| 11
I'm guessing the pain was equivalent to getting your arm gnawed off by a cow.
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thisisafunnyname
| 12
That analogy doesn't really help, as most people haven't had any arms gnawed off by a cow
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zombicidal
| 11
its a danger %80 of people face daily the other 20 have already had both arms chewed off
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Razzle_Dazzle_5
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Like I said 28 I'm guessing that's what it would feel like, it might actually feel like a cabbage gnawing off your arm. And if you'll excuse me I have to bless my room with holy water for imagining that could come true. Im never going to look at a cabbage the same again..
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drawmesunshine
| 17
39, the Annoying Orange's brother-in-law?