Today, on WhatsApp, I jokingly said, "I have been a naughty furry, I need spanking" in a group chat with all my friends. They had a good time laughing their asses off, not only because of the text, but because I put it in a group that included my boss and all of my colleagues. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidently sent that my butthole was on fire to a group chat with my boss. FML
Today, I was Whatsapping my boyfriend, as I am away for work. Before talking to him, I texted my work group I wasn’t feeling well after they invited me out. As I was chatting with what I thought was my boyfriend, I said, “I want your penis inside me.” And then realized I'd texted my work group. FML
Today, I sent a WhatsApp message to my boss that was meant for my ex-boyfriend. The message was a picture of my middle finger. Note to self: always check which conversation window you're typing/sending pictures in. FML
Today, I joined a group chat with new coworkers. Trying to be funny, I wrote, “What is this bunch of weirdos up to?” My big boss, who I hadn't noticed was in the chat members, responded, “This is your direct supervisor speaking.” I left the chat. FML
Today, I sent a Whatsapp message to my boss that was meant for my coworker. It said, “I’m so over this job, I can’t wait to quit!” I tried deleting it immediately, but the notification pinged right as he was sitting next to me in a meeting. He smirked and said, “Good to know you’re so passionate about this job.” FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML
Today, I meant to send a cheeky “I’m out of the office” reply to my team but instead hit “reply all” on an email chain with my entire company, including my boss, HR, and some clients. The message included a joke about “sleeping through meetings” that was NOT work-appropriate. FML
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, I thought it would be interesting to flirt with a colleague from work via WhatsApp, I just forgot that my WhatsApp Web was open when I plugged the HDMI to the screen. The colleague is the director of the company, and 300 coworkers read the entire conversation. FML
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redryan725 1
Before fully reading the first sentence I said YDI.
erindgentry 28
I'm sorry OP but you deserved it. You should have checked before sending that.
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Comments (32)
Tripartita 45
You're probably barking up the wrong tree.
stingray112 24
Gotta be honest that joking or not, a dude telling a bunch of people he's a furry and needs a spanking is pretty weird man.
Tripartita 45
I… don't see how your comment is relevant to mine… I think you just replied to get your comment higher in the stack. :( How can you /use/ people like that?!
Cali 57
That's a paddlin'.
erindgentry 28
I'm sorry OP but you deserved it. You should have checked before sending that.
thelittlem 15
Oh shut up.
erindgentry 28
lol
mattyiscool123 26
I'm sure they'd be willing to help you out
maritime1992 5
That's not even remotely funny and watch who you're sending stuff to next time.
brooklyn0118 22
Always double check so your sending this too! Good luck at work!
Magnoxidans 19
Just lie and say someone else was typing
bigbadbarley 1
what the ****
redryan725 1
Before fully reading the first sentence I said YDI.
the_killers 0
That's ruff
Juls464 10
10/10 do not recommend doing that
trucker2 33
Little late...