Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
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Roommates from hell, part 350125
Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Privacy
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
WTF roomie?
Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML
Kinda hot
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Dude, WTF?
Today, I walked in on my roommate mid-wank because I didn’t knock before opening the door. Why was he in my room and using my computer? FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
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megstiel 16
...they make that?
hunteryager 18
wow, talk about a strange fetish.
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Comments (151)
booknerd269 4
Sure it wasn't Harley Quinn?
mvc3ftw 17
you beat me to it, heh
mattrd_fml 31
there's such thing as clown ****?
snowman66442 8
Awkward
gavagoul 10
Ha, That must've been funny.
thejimler 9
Personally I can't see the appeal, even if it were a female clown I'd be too afraid that she'd twist my meat balloon into a giraffe.
mvc3ftw 17
Was Harley Quinn involved? o.O
Maxilius 9
There's gotta be a knock knock joke for this situation somewhere...
JennNoVa 8
Little known trick to avoid this type of situation when you live with someone: when the door is closed, make a fist before you open it and strike the door with it a few times, then listen for a response. It prevents allot of awkward moments.
thatotk 14
Was it the Joker and Harley Quinn?
mrSkeptic 6
bizarre! was he laughing too?