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By Anonymous - 25/09/2013 21:33 - United Kingdom

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Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

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By anon - 25/10/2010 05:42 - United States

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Top comments

megstiel 16

Thursday 26 September 2013 0:54

...they make that?

hunteryager 18

Thursday 26 September 2013 0:54

wow, talk about a strange fetish.

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BMurphy55 1

Saturday 28 September 2013 23:58

Sounds strange.

imbedderdenu 23

Sunday 29 September 2013 0:05

ok had to Google that shit. It DOES exist! wth?! welp....to each his own? I guess??

Aimee1331 9

Monday 30 September 2013 6:07

Lmfao!! XD

kaywilliams 6

Monday 30 September 2013 9:17

Oh wow!

SexualAtheist 3

Monday 30 September 2013 9:53

Thats ****** up

swishsimpson 7

Thursday 3 October 2013 0:42

i bet that wasn't funny. :/

Daydreamer4466 6

Thursday 3 October 2013 1:46

Did you run out screaming like a school girl. No wait he or she Might've like that.

LynxieLynx 17

Thursday 3 October 2013 5:30

clown ****...? Holy shit, i didn't know that existed... Well uh... Just shrug it off i guess.

darkfireflame 15

Saturday 5 October 2013 22:55

Send him some hardcore midget ****.

nerdybird26 5

Sunday 20 October 2013 5:03

pick a ***** any *****..they work...they all work

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