Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn.... - FML

By Anonymous - 25/09/2013 21:33 - United Kingdom

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Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

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By Escape! - 03/02/2009 21:38 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

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Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Jill Shanks - 01/09/2010 06:16 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

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Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By JN5SLK - 08/11/2013 22:29 - United States - Salt Lake City

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Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML

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By Chad - 03/06/2023 03:00 - United States - San Diego

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Today, I walked in on my roommate mid-wank because I didn’t knock before opening the door. Why was he in my room and using my computer? FML

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By anon - 25/10/2010 05:42 - United States

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Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML

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By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

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Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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megstiel 16

Thursday 26 September 2013 0:54

...they make that?

hunteryager 18

Thursday 26 September 2013 0:54

wow, talk about a strange fetish.

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TheAspieDork 27

Sunday 31 January 2016 18:31

The flower isn't the only thing squirting here

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